Bit of humour/wit for sat afternoon

[The Negotiator]

Just nipped out in the car and was quite wound up, a guy in a Audi had been tailing me in a 30 zone (i was doing indicated 32mph, now known to be 29mph) for about a mile. Yep, long straight road, yep, quite open but residential and 30mph all the same. Pulling up to the lights (turning left, about 30 secs from where I live) and he comes down the outside, that's fine, I expect he's going right or at a push, straight on (single lane road still, not double lane but extra space due to a bike which I was nearly straddling to turn left).

So he goes passed me about 35mph and there's a gap of about 15 metres I am just slowing down into at the lights, yep, he pulled into it and then hit his right indicator.

Some people.....

But, I walked back into my halls of res and, we have quite a problem with posters and such being put up by various people/clubs and thousands of leaflets, they sometimes make a right mess "COME TO CLUB X DRINKS 2pence" sort of thing. They sneak in behind you pretending that they live here when you're going in or out.

SOmebody is fighting back:

DEAR POSTER PEOPLE

PLEASE CAN YOU ASK YOUR BOSS TO USE SOFTER PAPER FOR YOUR POSTERS.

IT'S STARTING TO MAKE MY BOTTOM SORE

 

[Bob in disguise]

Lol

 

[TashyG]

thats great, can i use that around my area? i think that will go down quite well!!

 

[The Negotiator]

What's the funniest thing about it is the style, it's a nicely written font, all properly laid out on A4 paper.

I started to read whilst unlocking the door and expected along the lines of:

"Please first ask before putting up posters"

But no hehe