For 6 Month we all saved our dough,
to go to the auto-italia show,
Where to camp, where should that be,
I think the best place could be Dundee.
Thinking we could do a Mini-Meet,
and have a BBQ for something to eat,
so we stacked upfood on the way down,
but we ended up leaving dundee with a frown!
So when we finally got there, thanks to Mark,
who found us a nice wee spot at a nature park,
so I scoped up a pitch to set up the tent,
then started a fire, collecting wood as we went!
The fire was fine, but we spotted a man,
speaking on a radio, inside a little white van,
it turns out he's a council employee,
who is a bit of a job's worth, as soon you will see!
He said we had to put the fire out,
and that his supervisor will be soon 'in about'
He said there was doggers, and even went further,
and even said there had been a murder!
his colleagues attempted to put the fire out,
with the wrong extinguishers, I have no doubt,
with a Co2, they tried putting out the fire,
I would'nt even trust in these c*nts to inflate a tyre!
So they put out the fire and their boss comes in,
tells us to pack up, we were never going to win,
he was beady looking and looked a bit bald,
and certainly not interested in the countryside code!
i said to the others to pack up their tents,
and then told the supervisor to try and see sense,
there was not a 'no camping' sign in sight,
but gave up arguing, i couldn't be bothered to fight!
we went to a McD's to figure out a plan,
and decided to go over the border awa' fae Dundee council man,
we went to St andrews, I was as high as a kite,
when the kind Alfa boys let us camp there for the night!
So here's the conclusion, Dundee council boy's were crap,
and i can 100% guarantee we won't be back,
to be treated so sh*t,to be treated like muck?
Dundee City Council can get tae f*ck!!
this is dedicated to the hard working Dundee council workers...pfft!
to go to the auto-italia show,
Where to camp, where should that be,
I think the best place could be Dundee.
Thinking we could do a Mini-Meet,
and have a BBQ for something to eat,
so we stacked upfood on the way down,
but we ended up leaving dundee with a frown!
So when we finally got there, thanks to Mark,
who found us a nice wee spot at a nature park,
so I scoped up a pitch to set up the tent,
then started a fire, collecting wood as we went!
The fire was fine, but we spotted a man,
speaking on a radio, inside a little white van,
it turns out he's a council employee,
who is a bit of a job's worth, as soon you will see!
He said we had to put the fire out,
and that his supervisor will be soon 'in about'
He said there was doggers, and even went further,
and even said there had been a murder!
his colleagues attempted to put the fire out,
with the wrong extinguishers, I have no doubt,
with a Co2, they tried putting out the fire,
I would'nt even trust in these c*nts to inflate a tyre!
So they put out the fire and their boss comes in,
tells us to pack up, we were never going to win,
he was beady looking and looked a bit bald,
and certainly not interested in the countryside code!
i said to the others to pack up their tents,
and then told the supervisor to try and see sense,
there was not a 'no camping' sign in sight,
but gave up arguing, i couldn't be bothered to fight!
we went to a McD's to figure out a plan,
and decided to go over the border awa' fae Dundee council man,
we went to St andrews, I was as high as a kite,
when the kind Alfa boys let us camp there for the night!
So here's the conclusion, Dundee council boy's were crap,
and i can 100% guarantee we won't be back,
to be treated so sh*t,to be treated like muck?
Dundee City Council can get tae f*ck!!
this is dedicated to the hard working Dundee council workers...pfft!
