A close shave and some quality policing

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A close shave and some quality policing

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Got pulled over tonight on the way home and I'm one lucky fella!

Driving home there is a sweet bit of bypass,dual carrigeway for a one mile stretch, an open roundabout then another 3/4 mile stretch before a second roundabout and some 60 mph single carrigeway.

I was tanking towards the open roundabout doing 1xx mph, slowed on approach and checked the junction to the right (it's closed to the left) swept round the roundabout at 70 (just a little jink required) and accelerated away.
I passed a couple of cars and slowed for the next roundabout, followed a clio round then went by, this bit of road is single but fast (A22) came up to an mpv and followed it waiting for a passing moment, which i got between two bends.
All good so far.
Noticed another car had come round the MPV and backed off incase it was the police and bugger me it was :/
drove for 2-3 miles at speed limit +/- then got blue lighted.

All i could think of was the 1xx speed, got out of the car and got the following:-

'you know why we've pulled you over, I know exactly how fast you were going, you know how fast
'It's not your speed I'm bothered about, the road isn't that busy, had it been busier it would be more important
'it's more that last overtaking move, bit tight wasn't it?'

so i go yes, sorry etc...

and get:-

'If you want to drive that fast wait until later, maybe like 10 o'clock'

(!?!?!?!) NFW

He then went on to say thats an HGT isn't it (I'm debagged), and asked what i'd done to it. had a look at my nitrous and asked what it was putting out!?!?!

Guy was obviously a car nut!

Man I've never driven so legally as I did for the last 20 miles home
 
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Lucky so and so. :)

Can't believe police drooling over a FIAT!!
 
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and to all the people that **** on the police's parade .. least there are some decent cops about! u are lucky tho! coulda been a women .. woulda hurt u wiv a fine then lol ..
 
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just a thought for you, so far i have been stopped 8 times, had no points or fines, just 5 producers! now THATS lucky! went past a cop doin 80 in a 30 zone an got flagged. he said he didnt know how fast i was goin coz he dint have the gun out fast enough lol! he sed they were doin 95 to catch me! ah well! slowed down whe i saw him pull out lol!
 
jammy ****s

jammy ****s

i got done for speeding doing 38 in a 30 by a speed camera mobile thing mi jobby

you jammy ****s

i'm just unlucky!
 
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that aint unlucky....i got stopped dion 70 ina 30 and got 2yr ban!!! was my second ban....an gettin caught doin 117 on m6 few weeks earlier didnt help lol!
 
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its all fun and games untill you kill someone.

very bad policeing if you ask me they should have given you points etc, stupid driving and certanly not something you should be boasting about.


just my opinion

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Opinion

And an opinion I concur with wholeheartedly!!
Iresponsible, to say the least.
You may think you are the dogs genitalia behind the wheel. Indeed you might be. It won't necessarily be you that will cause an accident, but your speed would worsen the end result!

Mark.
 
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It wasn't Sy-B was it?...lol :)

You were very lucky m8...

But i agree with some of the posts, i think you were a bit irresponsible...but we have all done it before, so i can say much...

Daz
 
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80 in a 30 just dont impress!
Nuts in a vice spring to mind
 
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sorry if people misunderstood, my aim wasn't to boast, hell everyone on here has a car capable of 100+, just had a story to tell.
as the officer said the road was clear and he took that into consideration (fortunately for me)
I can only guess that he didn't see my approach to the roundabout just me flying round
I do tend to have a heavy foot when circumstances allow, but I will always be found doing 30 in a 30 and 40 in a 40

Just couldn't believe him saying 'wait till later'

I'm sure if they had had some evidence for a speed gun the outcome might have been points, and yeah i would have deserved em too, no argument.
 
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i swear some police are not bad. i was sittin on epsom downs with my girly friend (downs is like a veiw point place where u can see over london) and the police come over and sat next to us in there volvo, luckly we where fully clothed, but i was sittin in the front seat of her car (206 GTI 180) and they never asked anything about the car or nothin just, what u doin where do u live are u smking anythin illegal, now the officer who was speakin 2 me was blonde and female the best lookin police women i have seen ever. and i don't really like blondes. but antway 90% of the time i get pulled over is when iv already stopped. i can't wait to see the blue flashin lights behind me...
 
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How do you get pulled over when you've already stopped? LOL
Pulled, yes. Pulled over, I think not.

Mark.
 
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i always have to double check everything i write well thanks anyway did u read it or just check for the mistake!!


i think ur next job should be an english teacher
and yes before you say it will go back to school!!!
 
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iv just read another post you posted mark are you the sites spelling and grammer checker or wat.!!
 
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lol, you missed some!
also "I've", "site's" and "what" plus it's also bad form to put exclamation marks after full stops!
 
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I said it was a hobby, not a full time occupation! LOL

Mark.
 

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