Daddy Giraffe
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- Sep 10, 2011
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HAAAYYYYYLLLLLPPP!!!! (cried Penelope Pitstop)
She's big, black (well, grey) and beautiful..
She's a 2.0 jtd eleganzinio...
She's calling to me from the dodgy sales lot...
"She's got an engine problem Sir, but she DOES run.." sez the slithery salesman...
She's got a flat battery...
(the deal is done)
She's mine...
She's now got a NEW battery....
(teeth are gritted...drums roll...the key is turned...)
She's turning over....
(no joy)
She's in Economy Mode!
Hurrah, does that mean 75mpg? No? MORE????
Oh, I see. It means the electrics are playing up.
Is it because the battery was changed?
Or could it be because someone on the design team thought that, for a joke, they'd position the scuttle drains above the fusebox AND the ECU!!
Hilarious, lads, nice one :bang:
Could anybody tell me which fuses to clean/wiggle to reinstate the a/c, radio, windows, mirrors, wipers etc etc?
Or is it all controlled by a central box of expensive tricks?
Any help would be gratefully received.
:slayer:
She's big, black (well, grey) and beautiful..
She's a 2.0 jtd eleganzinio...
She's calling to me from the dodgy sales lot...
"She's got an engine problem Sir, but she DOES run.." sez the slithery salesman...
She's got a flat battery...
(the deal is done)
She's mine...
She's now got a NEW battery....
(teeth are gritted...drums roll...the key is turned...)
She's turning over....
(no joy)
She's in Economy Mode!
Hurrah, does that mean 75mpg? No? MORE????
Oh, I see. It means the electrics are playing up.
Is it because the battery was changed?
Or could it be because someone on the design team thought that, for a joke, they'd position the scuttle drains above the fusebox AND the ECU!!
Hilarious, lads, nice one :bang:
Could anybody tell me which fuses to clean/wiggle to reinstate the a/c, radio, windows, mirrors, wipers etc etc?
Or is it all controlled by a central box of expensive tricks?
Any help would be gratefully received.
:slayer: