You're not paranoid, if they're out to get you!

Hellcat · Dec 17, 2005

Parked in the car park at the doctors surgery, gf takes the baby in for his injections and I'm sat waiting for a space. All of a sudden I feel the car getting pushed on the handbrake. I turn around to see a car reversing into me.

I jump out and run to the passenger window - its an old couple who I'm afraid might pop their clogs if I shout so I calmly open the door and say "excuse me but you've just reversed into my car!"

The old guy driving says "I'll get out and have a look once I'm out this bay"

Fair enough I think, if he tries to do a runner I have a full tank of fuel in the Sedici. He moves forward then reverses again... hitting the Sedici again :bang:

WOAH! I'm shouting.. He pulls forward again, stops and gets out. Its this point that I realise its a red Nisan Micra. We check for damage and their isn't any plus I'm too shocked to argue a point and don't want to be arrested for giving these folks a heart attack.

The thing is I have a history with Micras.. I used to have an Ibiza, which was wrecked when a nun did a U-turn across a dual carriageway in a red Micra without looking :bang:

A few days before a young lass in a red Micra swerved on a 60 road to avoid a bin bag, lost control and I swerved around her, narrowly missing a head on collision.

So am I paranoid if I say red Nissan Micras are out to get me?

project-cinqy · Dec 17, 2005

I have that with french cars. it's always a citreon that tries to kill me on the bike lol

Jon

wolfracepunto · Dec 17, 2005

:bang: What a plonker. Lucky there was no damage.

I nearly got hit today when an old guy in a, wait for it......Austin MAESTRO

came at me head on trying to go in Sainsbury's carpark using the exit. Nice one mate

Is there a thing now where they have to be re-tested at a certain age? If there isnt....why not?

custard · Dec 17, 2005

think its 70 or 75 barring certain medical issues

shinythings · Dec 17, 2005

I used to have a micra (hides his face in his hands).....

They do have a mind of their own.... Evil Little Cars..... It kept failing to start but only when i was late for work....

They just move by themselves, gathering into groups to cause havok while you sleep....

Sounding their horns at night outside the house so that you get up to look who's there and..... nothing..... they've gone........

You're not paranoid....... THEY ARE OUT THERE WAITING FOR US.......

:devil:

bulldog5046 · Dec 17, 2005

on another not has anyone else noticed all the cars driving around with smashed up front ends are all pugs? yes i am paranoid about pugs they tend to sit up my arse and not know what the middle peddles for

oh and, all AX drivers are nutz too many tried killing me

chaos · Dec 17, 2005

bulldog5046 said:
oh and, all AX drivers are nutz too many tried killing me

Which some might call being suicidal

chaos · Dec 17, 2005

I nearly bought a red micra the day before I bought my cinq

The Trooper · Dec 17, 2005

"I nearly got hit today when an old guy in a, wait for it......Austin MAESTRO"

OMG, poor chap, I pitty the fool!

chaos · Dec 17, 2005

The Trooper said:
OMG, poor chap, I pitty the fool!

Unless it was a Maestro Turbo :devil:

Hellcat · Dec 17, 2005

chaos said:
Unless it was a Maestro Turbo :devil:

Then he's certifiable.. call out the men in white coats!

Jetsfan5 · Dec 17, 2005

I nearly got hit this morning as well - driving down a road where cars are parked on both sides, suddenly a car pulls off a drive, without caution. I can't see him until he nearly hits me cos of cars parked on road and he doesn't pull out gradually to see if cars are coming along. Then they have the cheek to look at you and curse as you swerve to avoid being hit - twonks!!!

CinquePunto · Dec 18, 2005

You don't want to be hit by any of the cars out here (in Texas) lol, their equivalent of the Nissan Micra is a Dodge Ram lmao

christopher watson · Dec 18, 2005

i had this a while ago, an elderly woman reversed into my panda and when i confronted her she said "oh sorry, i thought you were a wall", so that makes it ok does it

Trancendental · Dec 18, 2005

I have this with Peugeots. Been hit by a 406 and almost written off by a 106. a 406 bump my bumper while i was in the car the other day, no damage and a 406 done another stupid manouver almost wiping me out prior to that.

You're not paro... just lesser cars are jealous and try to wreck ours.

Big Black Stilo · Dec 18, 2005

Hellcat said:
Parked in the car park at the doctors surgery, gf takes the baby in for his injections and I'm sat waiting for a space. All of a sudden I feel the car getting pushed on the handbrake. I turn around to see a car reversing into me.

I jump out and run to the passenger window - its an old couple who I'm afraid might pop their clogs if I shout so I calmly open the door and say "excuse me but you've just reversed into my car!"

The old guy driving says "I'll get out and have a look once I'm out this bay"

Fair enough I think, if he tries to do a runner I have a full tank of fuel in the Sedici. He moves forward then reverses again... hitting the Sedici again :bang:

WOAH! I'm shouting.. He pulls forward again, stops and gets out. Its this point that I realise its a red Nisan Micra. We check for damage and their isn't any plus I'm too shocked to argue a point and don't want to be arrested for giving these folks a heart attack.

The thing is I have a history with Micras.. I used to have an Ibiza, which was wrecked when a nun did a U-turn across a dual carriageway in a red Micra without looking :bang:

A few days before a young lass in a red Micra swerved on a 60 road to avoid a bin bag, lost control and I swerved around her, narrowly missing a head on collision.

So am I paranoid if I say red Nissan Micras are out to get me?

its ok mate- my ibiza was killed by a grey micra

Hellcat · Dec 19, 2005

I'm gonna dig out the micra destroying game I started writing in college and finish it...

Maybe that will make them learn!

What Ibiza did you have?

I had the 1.4 Estilo (maybe it was an omen to buy a Stilo?) in red. Blooming georgeous it was!

JimMagill · Dec 19, 2005

Steve hates Nissan Micras but he' s not around to explain why

Jim

Big Black Stilo · Dec 19, 2005

Hellcat said:
I'm gonna dig out the micra destroying game I started writing in college and finish it...

Maybe that will make them learn!

What Ibiza did you have?

I had the 1.4 Estilo (maybe it was an omen to buy a Stilo?) in red. Blooming georgeous it was!

I had a 96 N 1.0i (1043 injection) in red (think it was a VW red not a seat red)

Never could get bits for it as I dont think they made that many of em- most places aint heard of em.

My favourite car as was the first but was also the most unreliable one!

It had the smoked rear lights-where the indicator and reverse lense are greeny coloured- and didnt have a badge on it stating engine size so everyone ( including the fuzz) thought it wa a big engined car.

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