Aloha insanity fans

its is the acursed one here, receding into the gloaming...come sweet twilight, embrace mine soul and deliver me unto thine pizza.

anyway, as i wasn't saying...me got stopped by mr policeman today.

i was doing 60 in a 40 zone...

my near side brake light isn't working...

i looked in my rear view mirror and the man driving the black honda civic appeared to have a flak jacket on...poo methinks. then he stops me...poo squared methinks. then he says we need to have a talk about a few things. poo to the power of infinity methinks.

However, i seemed to have been caught by a nice mr policeman cos he gives me a second chance and merely gives me a verbal warning and 14 days to fix me brake light...needless to say, that's sorted now.

That is all...

now go away from the flats...

you are all still staring...away with you i tell thee...else i shall kill again...


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60 in a 40, you were luckly, the brother-in-law had a 6 month ban for doing 58 in a 30

Lucky, you must have used your boyish charm to bring him round then.

Then again, that's un-possible! Did you bribe him?

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Well done that man [8D]

I suppose the fact you clocked him first might have helped a bit but even so, you'll have to let us know the magic words

You jammy git you should of had at least 3 points £30 for that, but then again if it was'nt a camera car then its his word against yours.

My Car is now for sale, A total one-off, head turning bargin!!!​

what did you use to remove the poo stains from the seat?

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Lucky lucky lucky

Si.
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Oooh, what a lucky man he was ...

STEVE - the almost geriatric, NOS guzzling Panda owner and beagle fanatic ...

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All further entries on this thread must be song titles...

This one must have been - The Laughing Policeman



Have a good Weekend!

Its worth noting that an Unmarked police car driver cannot issue you with a ticket.

can't he? why not?

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What about those motorway ones with the blue lights hidden behind the grille?
I thought they could...?

Pete.
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I thought the only time a mr policeman one his own can book you is when he has (what used to be called) a mechanical witness: so it's not just your word against his.
I don't think the colour of his chariot has anything to do with it.

I've searched long and hard, in between doing some work:I , and haven't been able to find anything in print though.

FWIW I thought 2 mr policemen could do you for speeding, even when they are on foot: they can decide you're going too fast, and be one anothers witness[:0]

one copper can do you as far as i know. i read it some where that its a common myth that people think they cant.
and i dont see why they cant do you in an unmarked car think thats wrong to

a m8 was done for speeding by an unmarked merc

Unmarked car - but fully uniformed mr policeman - OK.

Plain clothed mr policeman is wrong.

Hence the show of putting the helmet/cap on getting out of the car.

he was fully uniformed.

car was unmarked honda civic with the flashing lights under the grille...very cool methinks.

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