Bird poop issue

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Bird poop issue

blackmagic11

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Hi all

I finished work at 7 this morning and parked my car on the drive and went to bed.
Woke up at 2 to go get a car cover from argos for my poorly cinq and some thing had dropped its guts all on my cinqys from the t.v aerial mounted at the side of me house which intelligently hangs over the drive.
The landlord is being a mardy bar-steward and wont let me move it to the loft. All he said was that the previous tenant didnt have a problem.DUHHHHH NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME PROBLEM THICKO
So i need a quick fix to stop the luftwaffe from doing another blitzcreig on my motors.
These aint little poo's these are like tzar bombs.
Any one had similar issue?Ideas welcome
 
Hi all

I finished work at 7 this morning and parked my car on the drive and went to bed.
Woke up at 2 to go get a car cover from argos for my poorly cinq and some thing had dropped its guts all on my cinqys from the t.v aerial mounted at the side of me house which intelligently hangs over the drive.
The landlord is being a mardy bar-steward and wont let me move it to the loft. All he said was that the previous tenant didnt have a problem.DUHHHHH NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME PROBLEM THICKO
So i need a quick fix to stop the luftwaffe from doing another blitzcreig on my motors.
These aint little poo's these are like tzar bombs.
Any one had similar issue?Ideas welcome

nice simple one

http://www.birdspikesonline.co.uk/Bird-Spikes/Defender-TV-Aerial-Pack


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or

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:slayer:
 
but then it will just go on the cover.
prevention is better than cure they say.
I would shoot the focker if i had one but it might alarm the neighbours.
 
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