In the words (word?) of Miss Pomeroy,

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Today i went to the Sea Life Centre in Birmingham...

Has anyone here ever tried to navigate through birmingham using the road signs????

The road signs that appear as if by magic 2 meteres before your turn off...on a 4 lane carriageway...that's 2 meteres in which to cross all 4 lanes of said carriageway!!!!

Oh and what motherfunster decided at the planning meeting that all roadsigns should eventually just stop pointing out where to go? Cos that's a f***ing great idea isn't it? This way sir, this way...now f*** off sir, you're on your own!!!! Work it out for yourself...oh and have a nice trip to Sparkhill seeing as that's where you'll end up regardless of which road you take!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! I HATE YOU BIRMINGHAM AND ALL YOUR STUPID ROADS WITH THEIR NON SIGNS!!!!!!!

I think i'm blacking out....oh there we.........

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You should have cc'd this to the Council there or Tony Blair!

Liam

**** happens!

apparently even SAT NAV systems just say 'in 300 yards, turn left....then just give up'

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Have you got a cob on tonight Rich, or do you need a good poo?


nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! [xx(]

a goos poo? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?????????

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Don't you edit your posts after!!!!!

I'm onto you mister!

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Ok, so you've got a monk on?

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On my and Donz' last jaunt southwards we managed to go a different way each and every time even with Sat-nav telling us to go the same way. I wouldn't like to do it again B)

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Richie, I agree. I tried to find a place called Digbeth (I think) and suffered just like you said. A few grand prix starts away from the roundabout traffic lights to cut across 4 lanes and I still got lost[!]

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Quite! Not even satelites can work it out!!!!

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On the other hand I just hate B'ham full stop - not just for the road signs but it's a big grey blob mostly full of stoopid people ('pologies to anyone who lives there, I used to live nearby myself and some people are lucky enough to still live near there )

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I thought you were a brummie!

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Pee off I am from STAFFORDSHIRE AND YOU KNOW IT ie. I don't live and never have lived in the glorious West Mids .

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nnnnngh....ouch...that hit right through the heart...

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Oooooooopppps

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Just shows...a well aimed ascerbic (what a great word!) remark is so much more effective than bullets!

Just don't try that if someone's got a gun and u have too...best stick with the bullets really...erm...what was this topic again?

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