On the tits of a barmaid in Wales

Were tattooed the prices of Ales

And on her behind...........

For the sake of the blind...............

Was the same information in Braille.

There was a young stripper from Wheeling

Who stripped with such exquisite feeling

That for thirty miles round......

There was nary a sound........

Save for fly buttons hitting the ceiling.

There once was a fellow from Kent

Whose member was long and bent

To save himself trouble.....

He bent it in double.......

And instead of coming, he WENT !

There once was a girl named Louise

Whose crotch-hairs hung down to her knees

The crabs in her t**t......

Tied them in knots.........

And constructed a flying trapeze.

There once was a lady named Alice

Who used dynamite for a phallus

They found her ******......

in North Carolina.......

And bits of her tits in Dallas.