Just thought I would let you know that I am in Majorca at the mo, magaluf actually and I managed to stay sober long enought to find an internet cafe and let you know, does the offer of you holding my hose still stand?

Across the Seas

I'm truly touched that you cut into some serious beer drinking time by staggering into an Inet Cafe and posting me a message.

Magaluf eh, well i'd have to have a damn long arm to get it across there now wouldn't I?

Have a great time n if you can't be good, get yourself back over here!!

Sam x