what i have learnt about bird poo....

Jai · May 20, 2005

1) the birds in west london are flying emus and ostriches, evidenced by the great dane sized poo lumps they left on my car.....

2)i am a lazy so and so for not cleaning it off asap

3)after a week bird poo goes concrete hard......bugger

4)boiling water loosens it off, and scalds your hand....

5)i'm not allowed to shoot birds that poo on my car........

Dan · May 20, 2005

Dont leave it on long as it eats into the laquer. Then there little going back. some bird crap is worth than other. If it tasted acidic wash it off.

panda_gal · May 20, 2005

my car is full of it bloody pontins seagulls

ChrisHGT · May 20, 2005

D4NS said:
If it tasted acidic wash it off.

I tasted the stuff on mine and it was sweet

no need to rush to wash it off then!

YUM

Seems to be a lot of bird poo about - my other halfs car is covered in it!
Maybe there's a lot of bird flu going arround

panda_gal · May 20, 2005

:yuck: i aint tastin it

puntobloke · May 21, 2005

turboned said:
1) the birds in west london are flying emus and ostriches, evidenced by the great dane sized poo lumps they left on my car.....

2)i am a lazy so and so for not cleaning it off asap

3)after a week bird poo goes concrete hard......bugger

4)boiling water loosens it off, and scalds your hand....

5)i'm not allowed to shoot birds that poo on my car........

lmao,funniest thing ive read in ages

i would be seriously concerned by the great dane sized poo's though!!
may cause denting on impact from twenty to thirty feet lol

HP · May 21, 2005

Also, a lot of it contains grit so be careful how you remove it.

Wonder if it makes the bird's bum sore if all that grit's in it?

Acordis · May 21, 2005

Get your own back

Go take a dump in their nest!!

smurfhead · May 21, 2005

I've had a bird **** on my drivers window since I was driving home from Brooklands. It wont get washed of until the day before Stanford Hall. hehe

Dan · May 21, 2005

panda_gal said:
:yuck: i aint tastin it

Theres nothing wrong with it, its good for you.

P.S. i hold no responsibilities for food poisoning, stomach pains, vomitting, etc, etc.

sammiboo · May 22, 2005

turboned said:
5)i'm not allowed to shoot birds that poo on my car........

Nope your not :nono: like i said before i would rather have to clean up bird crap off my car than a steaming dog turd

Yep its correct that that bird poo is acidic so needs to be cleaned off asap.

no1sourlung · May 25, 2005

You think Bird Poo is bad try getting milk of your car!

Last Summer a car ran over a full bottle of milkshake and guess what my car was directly in the firing line.

I noticed it on a Monday and though I would leave it till the weekend and then get rid.

But.. during the week it seemed to disappear, what actually happened though is that is turned clear and then black.

Needless to say I didn't get it cleaned for about 9 months... and I only had it done then as I was picking my mum up to drop her off somewhere and she refused to get in the car unless we went via a car wash. The car wash people had to use a acid cleaner to get the stuff off!

Yes I did make her pay!

cagerrey · May 27, 2005

I Thought Bird poo is good luck?

Well that is what they say if it lands on your head! Well that is want my mum told me.

I agree with the idea of shooting pooing birds!!

JonnyBoy · May 27, 2005

Is thee any way to reverse the damage to paintwork caused by birds***e? The Capri's got some nasty staining on the bonnet, I've tried T-cut and a good polishing with Auto Glym resin polish, but it didn't make any difference. I suspect that it's f***ed permanently...

I swear the birds in Sheffield are actually miniature pterodactyls and they s**t a mixture of regular birdcrap and Nitromors :bang: I still haven't managed to nail one with my catapult either.

max · May 27, 2005

panda_gal said:
my car is full of it bloody pontins seagulls

Full of it???? Do you drive them around!!!!!

Dan · May 29, 2005

JonnyBoy said:
Is thee any way to reverse the damage to paintwork caused by birds***e?QUOTE]

Not really, as its eaten the laquer to leave bare paint hasnt it, you could try filling the indent with a touch of laquer to lessen the noticability, or only other real option it partial respray and good blending or full respray,

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