So who has seen the new TV advert for the 500 then, which proudly states "Just arrives from Italy, the new collection.."

Errrr, that'll be Poland, no?

OK, I'll shut up now..

You mean my little Benito (a rather unsavoury nickname for an Italian car if ever there was one) doesn't come from Italy?

You'll be telling us next that MG's aren't made in Britain