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I know it may seem a bit skinflint, but I can easily collect £500 worth of fire wood each year while cleaning up the hazards of verges within a few miles. There always seem to be stuff in teh road after windy weather and its never removed, it just lays around until it rots. So if anyone thinks so, yes Im mean!
I need to start doing this now we have a fire place, just bought a ton of logs for £70

I have found myself eyeing up the felled trees on building sites and other road side works wondering if one would accidently fall in the boot of my car as I passed.
 
Back when we lived at the other place, and had two fireplaces, I had a half dozen chainsaws and would go around the 'hood after a storm and offer to cut up and haul away tree fall for nothing. If someone wanted to keep the tree for their own use, I'd charge triple the price of fuel. If they wanted it stacked, I'd tell them "it's your tree, you stack it."
At the new place, only one chainsaw for pruning and the occasional tree fall. It's also the only brand new saw I ever had. The cut stuff gets burned in the backyard fire pit, after it cures, while sitting consuming a Caribbean spirit.
We still have a fireplace, but it's natural gas.
 
I know it may seem a bit skinflint, but I can easily collect £500 worth of fire wood each year while cleaning up the hazards of verges within a few miles. There always seem to be stuff in teh road after windy weather and its never removed, it just lays around until it rots. So if anyone thinks so, yes Im mean!
Don't think you're mean at all, just common sense to take advantage and you're doing a public service clearing it up. I have an amusing weakness for cable ties. It occurred to me that the lamp posts around our city, especially around Festival time, are festooned with cable ties which are used to hold up advertising for the various festival shows. When the festivities are over a lot of the notices get ripped down but that leaves the cable ties still around the lamp posts. There's nothing wrong with them so I carry a small screwdriver which is exactly right to stick in the back of the cable tie and release it's ratchet. I've not had to buy a cable tie in years! Mrs J does find it embarrassing though and pretends she's not with me!
 
I need to start doing this now we have a fire place, just bought a ton of logs for £70

I have found myself eyeing up the felled trees on building sites and other road side works wondering if one would accidently fall in the boot of my car as I passed.
I often go along and ask to buy piles of wood ripped out on building sites. More often than not a few pounds will buy quite a bit that would otherwise be burned. Timing is key though. Get in early.
 
I often go along and ask to buy piles of wood ripped out on building sites. More often than not a few pounds will buy quite a bit that would otherwise be burned. Timing is key though. Get in early.
Years ago I used to burn wood now I use smokeless anthracite as I found I got hotter sawing and chopping the logs, than burning them.
Before that in the early 70s, I used to help a friend who sold logs. He had a deal with local farmers and we would drive out on a Sunday morning in a mini pick up and a couple of chain saws, if it was a bigger job he had a Land Rover and trailer.
I recall the highlite was the the Thermos flask of coffee liberally dosed with whisky, no HSE then.;)
 
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I often go along and ask to buy piles of wood ripped out on building sites. More often than not a few pounds will buy quite a bit that would otherwise be burned. Timing is key though. Get in early.
Generally speaking I work from home and live out in the countryside so don’t tend to encounter these things too much, I have clocked where there is a giant pile of pallets that I keep meaning to go ask someone about
 
Generally speaking I work from home and live out in the countryside so don’t tend to encounter these things too much, I have clocked where there is a giant pile of pallets that I keep meaning to go ask someone about
Don't know if you have tried pallets before, but I have found them of a peculiar wood that doesn't chop nicely.
At one time a neighbour who did roofing gave me a load of the roofing lathes (long lengths of two by one inch ) but the trouble with that was it was filthy and loads of nails.
The best was another neighbour who borrowed my trailer to get a load of the hardwood offcuts from the quality double glazing company he worked for and got the same for me. The fire burned so hot the stainless steel flue liner ) I had fitted due to the 200 year old farm labourers cottage chimney kept dropping mortar down into the fire) glowed red hot as far up as I could see!
The worst was a a couple of old pine trees I cut down for a friend, the logs spat like anything and sooted up the chimney, also the oily sap clogged the chainsaw chain, still you learn:).
 
Don't know if you have tried pallets before, but I have found them of a peculiar wood that doesn't chop nicely.
At one time a neighbour who did roofing gave me a load of the roofing lathes (long lengths of two by one inch ) but the trouble with that was it was filthy and loads of nails.
The best was another neighbour who borrowed my trailer to get a load of the hardwood offcuts from the quality double glazing company he worked for and got the same for me. The fire burned so hot the stainless steel flue liner ) I had fitted due to the 200 year old farm labourers cottage chimney kept dropping mortar down into the fire) glowed red hot as far up as I could see!
The worst was a a couple of old pine trees I cut down for a friend, the logs spat like anything and sooted up the chimney, also the oily sap clogged the chainsaw chain, still you learn:).
I have to confess this is all pretty new to me so I’m finding my way, pallet wood burns ok and any nails drop out in the ash but it is rough as hell and handling it can result in death by a thousand splinters, I need to get an axe so at the moment if I do cut anything it’s with a hand saw, so you can imagine I tend not to cut much up if I can avoid it and what I have gotten was already pre-cut, we’ve only been here since oct and so not had much chance to experiment, the log bin was full of off cuts from pallets when we moved in
 
I have to confess this is all pretty new to me so I’m finding my way, pallet wood burns ok and any nails drop out in the ash but it is rough as hell and handling it can result in death by a thousand splinters, I need to get an axe so at the moment if I do cut anything it’s with a hand saw, so you can imagine I tend not to cut much up if I can avoid it and what I have gotten was already pre-cut, we’ve only been here since oct and so not had much chance to experiment, the log bin was full of off cuts from pallets when we moved in
Along time ago as a teenager there was a nightclub in a big old Torquay hotel, that was very popular and always crowded, when looking across the room a space was spied by the fire place, the reason for the space soon became apparent, it was so hot there no one could stand it. They were burning railway sleepers!:)
 
Mrs.Cheest got her final test results back today. This one was to determine if she'd have chemo or radiation. A score of 26 or above would mean chemo. Hers was 13. So no chemo. She has a pre-therapy meeting next Thursday. She starts to glow the following week.
Result of sorts! I think it should be a bit less unpleasant, but still a worry. Hopefully it will do the job. Mother in Law had it 31 years ago and never had another problem afterwards. Unfortunately she died last week, but it was extreme old age that took her. Our thought are with you both. Look after her!
 
A couple of years after I was born my sister came along and we moved to a bigger house which was to be the family home until my Dad died and my Mum moved into a cottage. The house was really old but in quite good order however, it's heating system was old cast iron radiators connected by really big bore metal tubes and powered by a coke fired boiler in an outhouse built onto the back of the house. This boiler was an absolute pain in the bum as it required constant attention by way of adding coke to the fire and raking out the ashes. Enthusiasm for it soon waned and we reverted to using the open fire in the living room and Dad had a coke fired hot water boiler installed in the kitchen which kept the kitchen nice and warm too. We were very friendly with the Farmer next door - us kids all played together - and he would give Dad a trailer load of logs from time to time when they were doing estate management. So the fire ran sometimes on anthracite/coal and sometimes on logs. However about a year after we started using the fire in the living room the chimney caught fire! It really went up, making a frightening (to us kids) roaring noise with lots of sparks coming out the chimney - good as bonfire night! The fire brigade had to come and put it out which made a bit of a mess of the living room. When it was all sorted Dad got a chimney maintenence company to come and asses it and, if I remember correctly, they told him it had probably happened because of using wood followed by coal whch burns hotter so igniting the saps and oils left behind by the wood? I was still very young so I'm a bit uncertain about this. What I do remember though is that from then on he only burnt coal on it. Why do I remember that so clearly? because my middle brother, the one who died at Christmas, used to eat the coal! Can't have done him much harm though as he lived to 74 and enjoyed his whisky just a little too much!
 
Mrs.Cheest got her final test results back today. This one was to determine if she'd have chemo or radiation. A score of 26 or above would mean chemo. Hers was 13. So no chemo. She has a pre-therapy meeting next Thursday. She starts to glow the following week.
This sort of stuff is never an easy ride but I'm glad for you that it seems there is a positive outlook. I've known several friend who've had chemo and they reacted very differently in terms of how it affected them. I suppose everyone's system reacts differently. Anyway, I wish you both well and that your Mrs responds well to the therapy.
 
Result of sorts! I think it should be a bit less unpleasant, but still a worry. Hopefully it will do the job. Mother in Law had it 31 years ago and never had another problem afterwards. Unfortunately she died last week, but it was extreme old age that took her. Our thought are with you both. Look after her!
Sorry to hear the news about your Mother in Law. Not easy times these. I'm now accepting and coming to terms with my brother leaving us at Christmas and it occurs to me that, now we are getting "old and creaky" a lot of our friends and family members are in the same boat so visits to the crematorium are a more frequent certainty. As I've aged I've tended to become a bit of a pessimist but just over the last month or so, with my Brother's death and sister in law going right to the edge with a very serious bacterial infection, to say nothing of my own and Mrs J's various moderately concerning medical maladies, I've decided to live life day by day as much as possible and not worry too much about what may happen next week. Don't know if it's going to work, but right now I'm feeling quite a sense of liberation!
 
I have to confess this is all pretty new to me so I’m finding my way, pallet wood burns ok and any nails drop out in the ash but it is rough as hell and handling it can result in death by a thousand splinters, I need to get an axe so at the moment if I do cut anything it’s with a hand saw, so you can imagine I tend not to cut much up if I can avoid it and what I have gotten was already pre-cut, we’ve only been here since oct and so not had much chance to experiment, the log bin was full of off cuts from pallets when we moved in
Magnets work wonders at getting the nails out. I have one that has a long handle. No idea where it came from but it does the nails nicely. I save some of the best straight ones. They go soft after being burned but are still good for garden fences. I have burned tons of broken pallets. Bets to cut the blocks off with the plank attched. Avoid sawing nails its very very costly on chainsaw chain. The ones treated with some preservatives do give off fumes that can be toxic. I just keep the door shut and burn them a little faster. Make sure you keep the tar down. You will find some woods are really bad. Sycamore is one of the worst. Burn it in the day when the fire is opened up more / hotter. Birch also very oily. Make sure that once a day you get the fire HOT and let it roar for 10 minutes to keep soot at bay. Burning smokeless also helps to dry the flue out I do this every couple of weeks.
Chimney always needs sweeping twice a year as the draw is much reduced after a few months. Three times would be better. I have some rods (eBay) supplied by a norfolk firm who specialise. These go on my electric drill and the brush is more like a heavy duty strimmer cord job which really gets the chimney clean. Be warned that they have been know to become detached leaving rods up the chimney.... This means I have to go up topside, removed the cowl and use my drain rods with a brush retriever down the chimney. I made this from old steel brake pipe. Its a big open cork screw. Thankfully it works everytime.

There is stuff you can add to the fire that supposed to get rid of tar and soot, but I have never tried it for fear of provoking a chimney fire. If your burner is a new type they are very different to old ones and can cope well with all sorts of wood. My fire cycles the air through internal ducts so its already VERY hot before it becomes involoved in combustion. The smoke itself burns making it quite a pretty sight but also much cleaner that the old days. Ash only needs emptying weekly or less as combustion is more complete. All that said I need to sweep the chimney now. Ive been putting it off. Thats a bad idea, I had an uncle who suffered carbon monoxide poisoning because he failed to get the flue cleaned. It very nearly killed him and aggravated his medical issues.

HETAS certification requires a CO alarm. In ten years, ours has gone off once, so worth having. It was when burning a bag of contaminated smokeless fuel and the alarm was quick to complain when we opened the door and filled the room with smoke. Never had any issue with wood. Currently I burn compressed saw dust briquettes from a local cabinet maker. I feel its a good use of waste, but it produces a lot of tar.
 
Sorry to hear the news about your Mother in Law. Not easy times these. I'm now accepting and coming to terms with my brother leaving us at Christmas and it occurs to me that, now we are getting "old and creaky" a lot of our friends and family members are in the same boat so visits to the crematorium are a more frequent certainty. As I've aged I've tended to become a bit of a pessimist but just over the last month or so, with my Brother's death and sister in law going right to the edge with a very serious bacterial infection, to say nothing of my own and Mrs J's various moderately concerning medical maladies, I've decided to live life day by day as much as possible and not worry too much about what may happen next week. Don't know if it's going to work, but right now I'm feeling quite a sense of liberation!
Good plan. Pat was one of the most kind and gentle women around. Welcomed me into her family and treated me as her son from the first to the last day, so it is a blow. Since my kidney op, I feel Im catching her rather too fast so I agree with the strategy. I think the banter on here with a group of aging car nuts is most theraputic. Im sure it would be great if we all got together, but it probably wont happen as we seem to have insufficient cylinders firing properly at the same time. Thanks for your kind words though.
 
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Good plan. Pat was one of the most kind and gentle women around. Welcomed me into her family and treated me as her sone from the first to the last day, so it is a blow. Since my kidney op, I feel Im catching her rather too fast so I agree with the strategy. I think the banter on here with a group of aging car nuts is most theraputic. Im sure it would be great if we all got together, but it probably wont happen as we seem to have insufficient cylinders firing properly at the same time. Thanks for your kind words though.
Just remember "Death is natures way of telling you to slow down" and as my first father in law said "the only cure is a lead injection behind the ear":ROFLMAO:.
 
I think the banter on here with a group of aging car nuts is most theraputic. Im sure it would be great if we all got together, but it probably wont happen as we seem to have insufficient cylinders firing properly at the same time. Thanks for your kind words though.
Just how I feel too. When I see a post with one of "our" names on it - I'm sure we all know by now who "our" are - I really look forward to clicking on it and reading what's been said. We all seem to have much in common. Mrs J and I both worked in west London at the start of our working lives. I was based at the big old Firestone Factory in Brentford on the Great West Road and Mrs J was a ground hostess and interpreter at Heathrow with B.O.A.C. I think I've mentioned that before, so sorry if it bores you to hear it again. Anyway, when Firestone closed down their European Racing Division we decide to go back to Scotland - all four of our parents were by then ill and we wanted to be nearer to them. In fact all died within 4 years of each other which was a pretty rough time for us. However we never lost touch with our best friends from when we lived "dawn souf" and every year we have a reunion where we take a hotel for a weekend and all get together and behave in a thoroughly juvenile fashion as we remember all the silly and awful stuff we did back in those early days. I'd like to think that a meeting with all of us might turn out to be a similar, but car related, event. As you say, most unlikely we'd ever manage it, but nice to contemplate as I feel we hold many similar opinions and values - and to hell with political correctness!?
 
Just remember "Death is natures way of telling you to slow down" and as my first father in law said "the only cure is a lead injection behind the ear":ROFLMAO:.
Whenever I complain about something related to my advancing age Mrs J says "well, the alternative is nothing like so attractive so just shut up and get on with it!"
 
The spring clock fiddling. It does not give more daylight hours, that is determined by the earth circumnavigating the sun. Moving the clocks does not change the daylight hours, it only moves the clocks.
At elast there are fewer nowadays, as 4 are radio controlled, and seem to have adjusted fine overnight. (Sometimes they don't, and have to be repositioned near a window.)
Then upstairs, there are 3 more to be adjusted, plus my watch.
Downstairs, there's the phone, the old 1880 mantel clock, and in the kitchen, the heating control, the microwave and oven. (That's 11 so far)
Then outside for three cars, and a clock in the garage. That's 15. There'll be the radio in the Panda to do sometime, needs the faceplate attached, so that will be a while before I next bother to take it out with me.
Silliness.
Anybody have more to change?
 
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