I went to meadowhell today to investigate some alleged bargains. I was in a fitting room having just tried on a shirt and pair of jeans. Was stood there in my boxers trying to put these jeans back on the hanger and I just noticed in the mirror the curtain behind me twitched. I looked over my shoulder and there was a hand clutching a mobile phone poking through the curtain
I was like "WTF????"
and the hand vanished.
stuck my head out of the curtain and there were 3 lasses giggling like fook.
"Oi. What the fook you up to?" says I.
"She dared me to do it. She fancies you" says girl with phone.
"Nice arse" says another girl.
Really didn't know what to say
especially cos i'm (nearly) old enough to be their dad
Good job the Mrs was other end of shop or there would've been skin and hair flying everywhere.