An Eskimo is on holiday in Aberdeen when his hire car breaks down. A passing local stops to help. He pokes around under the bonnet, then says "Aye, ah see yer problem, you've blown a seal."
"So what" says the Eskimo "You shag sheep, but what's that got to do with the car?"
"So what" says the Eskimo "You shag sheep, but what's that got to do with the car?"