General Uno Number 10 for jjhepburn... a 70SXie!

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General Uno Number 10 for jjhepburn... a 70SXie!

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Well, I just got back from an amazing trip to collect an Uno that jjhepburn has bought (nothing new there - it's Uno Number 10).

What was different: this Uno still had a couple of days Warrant Of Fitness (six-monthly MOT equivalent), so after an online change-of-ownership and relicensing, it was actually legal to drive home.

I thought that Helensville was 'in Auckland', and Auckland is about an hour and a half away, so that's, umm, a three-hour trip? If I leave here at 6:40PM, will I be home by 9:40PM? Will I ever... I got back at 1:15AM. Helensville is a long way away! That trip did include a dinner break and a petrol stop, though :D It also included two long detours off closed sections of motorway!

It is rare to see a 1994 5-door 70SXie on the roads - well, I think it is - actually, it felt like I was in South Africa as I watched it blasting past the other traffic. This is the newest Uno we've seen. Doesn't mean it's very 'like new', though...!

It's white and a little rusty in the tops of the doors (what a surprise to find rust on an Uno) - the bottom of one door had been repaired too.

Driving it was an interesting experience. The engine, while sufficient, didn't seem exactly 'eager' and changing down to a lower gear didn't make it any faster. Yet when I was following the car (driving my 156) it seemed to be moving at quite a pace. It rocks and rolls with its antenna-less radio having a dozen bright-blue-lit buttons, its worn-out front-right shock absorber, its occasional clatter from the suspension, and its oil pressure light that comes on and stays on for a hard left-hand turn... whoops. Thermostat stuck open, so engine cools down while driving, no heater. Brake pedal feels like a clutch pedal too. What a car!

It has gorgeous corduroy seats with a special texture that - at night - looks like blotches of water damage. Maybe it really IS blotches of water damage...

Oh how easy to pick on this Uno when actually it cost less than one-tenth the price of the car I was driving :eek:

Probably the funniest though was the way the bonnet catch had to be adjusted for the bonnet to close - I got it to close - the safety catch was broken and the bonnet had previously lifted while driving - bent the bonnet and the roof, cracked the windscreen... I was waiting for the same to happen again but was told to put my faith in the strip of duct tape...!

I wonder if I should mention that it cost $410 (161 pounds). Well, I just have. :)

You might get to see some pics if 'the new owner' can be bothered to reply to this thread...!

-Alex
 
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Duct tape is the best thing in the world. :D

Here is a picture of my partner and I, the night we went out with some friends:

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The entire car was made of duct tape if I remember rightly...
...no wait, that might be wrong.

I think it might have been my socks.
 
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When did you get a 156 Alex?

September - but what's that got to do with the price of beans in Portugal :D

Reminds me of that old question-and-answer session "I kissed my husband goodbye and drove to work as usual, about a mile down the road my car's engine stalled. I walked home to find my husband in our bed with his secretary - what should I do? Answer: Your car's engine may stall for a number of reasons: an interruption in the fuel supply (or carburettor icing if applicable), or a loose electrical connection. Check the plug leads and battery terminals..."

So Steve, are you coming back to New Zealand for Christmas? :)

I'm disappointed that we still haven't seen photos of the battered white Uno 70, I can only guess it's because the owner is in Auckland today trying to find a replacement bonnet. Last I heard, he was about to buy another complete Uno 70SXie...

-Alex
 
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........Yet when I was following the car (driving my 156) it seemed to be moving at quite a pace. . . . . .

Probably the funniest though was the way the bonnet catch had to be adjusted for the bonnet to close - I got it to close - the safety catch was broken and the bonnet had previously lifted while driving - bent the bonnet and the roof, cracked the windscreen... I was waiting for the same to happen again but was told to put my faith in the strip of duct tape...!
Eerrr you might want to think about carrying some DuCT tape in your Alfa matey ;)

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Or GREASE your CatCH....(y)
156 Bonnet Catch Problem FiX
 
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