Two bad jokes

[Wickford Jay]

Paddy's wife was ready to give birth and he rushes her to Hospital, upon arrival the Midwife wife asks Paddy, "Is She dilated?", Paddy says, "Be Jaysus, she over the fecking moon!"


A West Ham fan was found hanged wearing his West Ham kit, police have swapped it for stockings, suspenders and bra to save the family any embarrassment.

 

[Anonymous]

god, they get funnier each time.....

 

[Ian@work (Geforce)]

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I like the second one a lot...

 

[graham]

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here's another old one.

HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR WOMAN FROM SMOKING?
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SLOW DOWN, AND USE A LUBRICANT.

 

[Dillinger]

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where are the moderators when you need them?

Dill.