Sort of driving joke - not Bravo/a related

[nige]

but it made me laugh


A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the Police.
The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"
"Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving
splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"

 

[Anonymous]

I am lying ill in bed...and that cheered me up no end...

Thanks Nige

Daz

 

[Mike]

Re: Re: Sort of driving joke - not Bravo/a related

Nice one Nige, well funny passing it on to everyone i know.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Re: Sort of driving joke - not Bravo/a related

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."