Just been reading a doctors report saying i can have sex at 73 i'm so exclted i live at 67 thats just 3 doors up the street!!
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I've just tied the knot and I'm so happy.
Now all that's left to do is, just kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!!!
Now all that's left to do is, just kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!!!
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Just bought a new tomtom satnav, thought it would be funny to enter **** and see where I ended up........, put the kettle on I'm outside!. 
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Aberdeen have been refused a new stadium at cove The council say its ok to have a funfair on it once a year, but a circus every 2 weeks is taking the ****ing ****!
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Aberdonian in court accused of shagging a cat. The judge dismissed the case saying he had never known a Aberdonian put anything into a kitty!.
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Apple have scrapped their plans 4 a new childrens iPad.
Apparently iTouch Kids was not a good product name.
Apparently iTouch Kids was not a good product name.
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Under new E.u Law the word : gypo; is no longer politically correct ...they have to be called " caravan utilising nomadic travellers" or C.u.n.t.s for short
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New anti-depressant for lesbians....
Trycoxagain
Trycoxagain
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I saved a family of 4 Pakistanis drowning yesterday.
As my screensaver.
As my screensaver.
