imported_Mechelle
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One day, the seven dwarfs took a trip to the nearby town.
They walked up to the local convent and, while the other six stood back, Dopey went up to the door and rang the bell.
The doors opened and the mothers superior's face peered out. "Yes," she said. "Can I help you?"
"Erm," said Dopey, "Do you have any dwarf nuns living here?"
"No we don't ," came the reply.
The other six dwarfs started to snigger in the background.
"Are there any dwarf nuns in this town at all?" asked Dopey
"No," replied the mother superior. The other six dwarfs were openly giggling
Nervously, Dopey asked his last question. " Are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the country?"
"Not that I've ever heard of," she said. "Why do you ask?"
And the other six dwarfs all started to sing in unison:
"Dopey shagged a penguin, Dopey shagged a penguin."
They walked up to the local convent and, while the other six stood back, Dopey went up to the door and rang the bell.
The doors opened and the mothers superior's face peered out. "Yes," she said. "Can I help you?"
"Erm," said Dopey, "Do you have any dwarf nuns living here?"
"No we don't ," came the reply.
The other six dwarfs started to snigger in the background.
"Are there any dwarf nuns in this town at all?" asked Dopey
"No," replied the mother superior. The other six dwarfs were openly giggling
Nervously, Dopey asked his last question. " Are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the country?"
"Not that I've ever heard of," she said. "Why do you ask?"
And the other six dwarfs all started to sing in unison:
"Dopey shagged a penguin, Dopey shagged a penguin."
