Problems Parking??

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Problems Parking??

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cellotape a samll kitten to the bumper, this has several advantages in that it allows measurement of different distances as per the info below.

'Kitten-o-park, the new cost effective way of saving your bumper'

Satisfied meowing - plenty of space left, just keep on going
Meowing of increased intensity - nearing the optimum distance from the vehicle behind
Blatant caterwalling - you are now almost touching the vehical behind
Muffled caterwalling - you are now touching the vehicle behind
Squelching - you have pushed your vehicle to hard into the one behind, replacement of Kitten-o-park will now be necessary

Available in all good petshops, prices variable depending on size and coulour. Colour variations to suit a wide range of vehicles.
 
Sounds like i need to get me some ***** for my Brava.

Dill.
 

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