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Richard
Guest
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
>Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
>they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
> He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm
>the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
>
> They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
>Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long
>before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He
>fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
>Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a
>trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
>always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
>scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a
>bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed
>her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
>Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
>
> Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had
>been with Burtie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
>Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
>they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
> He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm
>the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
>
> They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
>Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long
>before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He
>fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
>Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a
>trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
>always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
>scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a
>bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed
>her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
>Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
>
> Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had
>been with Burtie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
