o/t a quick joke

[patrick]

A bear walks up to the bar and says: "I'll have a.................................beer please."
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"Certainly sir," says the barman. "But why the big pause?"
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"I was born with them."

 

[Kate]

Thanks for that
I can always rely on you to give me a giggle!

 

[patrick]

Thats what all the girls say

 

[patrick]

A man runs into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me twenty of your best single-malt scotch, QUICK !!"

The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them down, one at a time, as fast as he can.

The says, "Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast."

The man says, "well you'd drink them that fast if you had what I have."

The bartender says, "Oh my god. What is it? What do you have?"
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The man says, "Fifty pence."