My works swear tin

[angie-B]

at my work i started a swear tin, and everytime people swore they had to pay 10p, i always said it was towards the xmas doo, but thats tomorrow and i havnt decided what to do with it, i have just counted and rounded it up to £18,and 5euro cents because someone must have thought themselves funny, what should i do? do you have any ideas??

 

[Stu DemonD]

Buy a few Lotto scratchcards - It could be You

 

[angie-B]

it could be, but i doubt it

 

[NICKO_12345]

pop the pub on everyone else

 

[Stu DemonD]

Well, one of our director clients won £117k the other day, 5 numbers and the bonus on the Saturday draw. He picked up his cheque from Camelot, and I happened to be at the factory when he turned up - he had a very big smile-on

 

[angie-B]

i need to make certificates as well, but i cant think of anything good for people

 

[twincamms]

Stu...............................

hardly suprising, if you walked into my factory, I'd have a very big hard on!

 

[Liam]

Re: Stu...............................

Grab a tipster and put it on a horse!

Liam

 

[Stu DemonD]

Re: Stu...............................

How about putting it all on Black.....

 

[Neofolis]

All these ideas about different forms of gambling are only going to end up with either more or less money, in which case angie will still need to know what to do with it, unless the result is no money.

How many people is the £18.00 between, it might help decide what to do with it. You could get something for your place of work that might improve morale on a daily basis. Depending on the number of people it could still be used for the first round at the Christmas doo.

 

[Liam]

Trust you to be responsible and clever Neo!!!

£18 aint much so might as well take a risk.

Liam

 

[Neofolis]

Sorry my response may be slightly clouded by the fact that I never gamble, which I also realise could be why I'm stuck spending my life doing plumbing on a crap wage.

 

[MonkeyMonkey]

and 5euro cents because someone must have thought themselves funny

maybe they swore in french?

 

[angie-B]

theres 16ish of us, some of the guys are off site, but very really more than 16 in the office at one time

 

[Stu DemonD]

Great, so basically you may as well buy a bottle of JD and take a swig each....

 

[angie-B]

i made some certificates and bought some plastic medals so far but now i dont know what to do them now..

 

[Neofolis]

I have two suggestions, the first being put them in the bin and spend the rest of the money more wisely.

The second, have a swear theme. Like, I swore for my company and got this certifate and medal.

I prefer the first option.

 

[dave]

only £18 between 16 people not much to swear about at your work then

 

[Stu DemonD]

I suppose Angie needs to specify when this 'swear tin' started - for all we know, it was yesterday.....

 

[Neofolis]

With £18 I would think the best bet would be something like a radio for the staff room, assuming there is a staff room and it doesn't have a radio.