Joke sunday

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Joke sunday

David Beckham is convinced his wife is having an affair, he buys a gun...goes home and finds victoria in bed getting humped by Roy Keane..Beckham goes crazy " we're all dying today" he screams, when beckham puts the gun to his head victoria shouts " no David , don't do it"
Beckham says " shut it bitch, your next"
 
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Before anyone asks i didn't have any inside info on the news that Beckham's having an affair, but you must admit it was bloody good timing eh!
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Beckham's running around the house screaming " 65 days,65 days"

Victoria asks " David what's wrong"
Beckham says " Iv'e just completed this jigsaw in 65 days "

"So what's wrong with that" says Victoria
Beckham says " It says 3-5 years on the box"
 

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