General i've done it.....again!!!!

[Jai]

i couldnt resist it, on ebay, i lost the initial auction, but the seller contacted me on the second chance thingy and look:

£30
Fuel ECU
Air Flow Meter
Injection ECU
Idle speed control valve
Fuel injection wiring loom
2 alternators
2 Front to rear roof trims
2 Interior mirrors
2 Indicator lenses
2 Coils
2 Exhaust Manifold Heat shields
2 Dizzy complete with leads
2 Engine mounts
3 turbo pipes
4 Indicator units complete
O/S drive shaft
O/S Head light
Pair strut top plates
Pair front inner wheel arch liners
Set of 4 plastic arch trims
Set off standard road Springs
Front anti roll bar
Injector cooler plastic trim
Dash pod top bit
Intercooler Plastic trim
Air Flow meter bracket
Boot seal
Small bonnet seal
High Pressure Fuel pipe
Column covers pair
Indictor stick
Heater controls
Fuel filler cap with key
Top and bottom coolant pipes
Ash Tray
There are other items in the boxes but I ran out of time to list them.

profesional help is required......:bang:

 

[Steven]

Mrs Jai must be thrilled.

 

[GhostWKD]

Jai you have pm matey

 

[Jai]

you think she's annoyed now, wait till i ask her if i can hire another garage to store it all......better start writing that will......:bang:

 

[GhostWKD]

oh and i did forget to have a giggle at your expense there too

 

[dave]

did we convince mrs jai to have an induction kit on her panda then? :devil:

 

[Biz]

LMAO..............i thort i had it bad! lol
But mine mostly involes whole cars

Just sit the wife down and make up some crazy story (using your hands as a story teller! lol) that if you dont buy up any usesful spares then Unos will go tits up and you can make some money aswell as helping out a fellow Uno foe!

And if she moans.................point out the amount of make-up she has

As i have been in that position many times before, im gona make a list of potential answers she'll give:

1) "But i look like a tramp with out make up!"
2) "Because its a neccesity!"
3) "Well.....well........you buy car parts!!" (The circle continues......:bang: )

But the worst and most annoying and pointless answer........

4) "No sex for you!"

But as a man.........you know her neck is key to the goodies

 

[Jai]

did we convince mrs jai to have an induction kit on her panda then? :devil:

when she saw petes workings on the punto, to say she had a hissy fit was an understatement......open heart surgery on her beloved baby, is not an option now till the warranty runs out.....

biz, check through the back posts, search under "shed", it's so out of control........

 

[Jai]

mrs j has made me an offer i cant refuse.....

give up smoking, after a month off, i can hire the garage for the tub, she's a crafty fox that one.....

 

[Dunc Uno Turbo]

hehe! at least u get a garage!!!

Dunc

 

[Jai]

she's knows i'll do it as well, for my baby anything. and mrs t as well

 

[Dunc Uno Turbo]

and mrs t as well

hehe, yeah, u dont wanna be forgetting that one or its be garage easy come easy go

Dunc