****ing Chavs

[swansea2007]

Then Next ****ing chav that walks out in front of my car is going under it. This is really starting to **** me off on my way home yesterday some chav on his BMX peddled out infront of me stopped and smiled. Got out of the car to kick his fking head in he peddled of so fast they really pissing me off now.this about the 5th time this week they walked out in front of my car and i have to slamm on. Next time my breaks will fail :bang:

 

[Dogspods]

5th time this week??

You have a guy on a BMX stalking you???

 

[ChrisUK]

Yeah don't blame you, I wouldn't mind a speckled chav as a bonnet ornament :devil::slayer:

 

[dannygp]

When their on a bike you can't really hit them and have to slow down

But when they're walking, just slowly hit them. They'll soon move

 

[benjo]

5th time this week??

You have a guy on a BMX stalking you???

He's not a bandit is he?

Resist the urge to flatten him, think of the damage to your car for a minute here!! :devil:

 

[Captain Mike]

i just Rev and they soon get the message

 

[swansea2007]

He's not a bandit is he?

Resist the urge to flatten him, think of the damage to your car for a minute here!! :devil:

Thats the reason I stopped and got out of the car. Was going to smash his face on his handle bars On his bike

 

[swansea2007]

i just Rev and they soon get the message

Its only a 1.6 and really quiet when i do rev it

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Its only a 1.6 and really quiet when i do rev it

Just carry on rolling towards then with foot on clutch and accelerator to really scare the hell out of them. They'll think you got the wrong pedels.

People at college found out the hard way what happens if they walk out infront of the panda, lol.

 

[swansea2007]

Just carry on rolling towards then with foot on clutch and accelerator to really scare the hell out of them. They'll think you got the wrong pedels.

People at college found out the hard way what happens if they walk out infront of the panda, lol.

LOL Nice one

It winds me up big time when people walk out in front of my car as my Gf sister was killed by a car. So it winds me up so much.

 

[Lolita]

Just carry on rolling towards then with foot on clutch and accelerator to really scare the hell out of them. They'll think you got the wrong pedels.

:yeahthat: :devil:

 

[benjo]

i just Rev and they soon get the message

Not down our way they don't!! Its always when they are in a group too! :bang:

 

[Captain Mike]

Its only a 1.6 and really quiet when i do rev it

Oldschool not got a kit for that 1?

if not exhaust:slayer:

 

[jimboy]

unfotunately this is all too common nowadays. some young males are just a pain in the #rse.this form of aggressive behaviour is a way of letting steam off & marking thier territory, according to people study experts...long ago these youg males would go ou t & play with the dinosaurs...

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Its always when they are in a group too! :bang:

You mean when they walk out.

Chav = Skittles
Car = Bowling ball

:devil:

 

[benjo]

You mean when they walk out.

Chav = Skittles
Car = Bowling ball

:devil:

Ah, didn't think of that! :devil:

 

[swansea2007]

Funny thing is last time they where in a group. There was an alsation in the back of my car going crazy for them. So they didnt say anything when i asked them what there fking problem was they just ignored me.

I remebder about 2 years ago me and my mate was in his car when a chav walked out in front but his matess stayed on the pavment. And the chave called my mate a packi. So we chased him his mate said fk all and said nothign to do with him. His missues was nearly cry saying he was drunk hes only young.

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

I remember passing a group of chav's on moped's in the college village.

One though he'd be funny and follow me down to college, right up my ass all the way, so went slowly to wind him up. Any way. I indicated right to park the car, the buggar undertook me and I thought, fk it. I then proceeded to follow him (almost touching his back wheel) and all you heard was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee from the ped, going flat out trying to get away. OMG he poo'd himself. He only got away because I slowed down for bumps, not wanting to risk damage to the Panda.

Lol. Was so funny. They've never caused me hassle again.

 

[benjo]

Funny thing is last time they where in a group. There was an alsation in the back of my car going crazy for them. So they didnt say anything when i asked them what there fking problem was they just ignored me.

I remebder about 2 years ago me and my mate was in his car when a chav walked out in front but his matess stayed on the pavment. And the chave called my mate a packi. So we chased him his mate said fk all and said nothign to do with him. His missues was nearly cry saying he was drunk hes only young.

Its amazing just 'how sorry' they are when you get them on their own!! :devil:

Trouble is they never learn! You'd think being made to cry in front of their mates would put them off, sadly it doesn't! :bang:

 

[swansea2007]

I remember passing a group of chav's on moped's in the college village.

One though he'd be funny and follow me down to college, right up my ass all the way, so went slowly to wind him up. Any way. I indicated right to park the car, the buggar undertook me and I thought, fk it. I then proceeded to follow him (almost touching his back wheel) and all you heard was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee from the ped, going flat out trying to get away. OMG he poo'd himself. He only got away because I slowed down for bumps, not wanting to risk damage to the Panda.

Lol. Was so funny. They've never caused me hassle again.

Lol my dad done something like that. He had a ford focus and some chav was on a scooter right up his arse so he decided to slam on *bang* chav slammed up against the boot of the car. The chav doen his load saying dont call the police as his mother would kill him. So he done what was best. He called the police . Well his insurance payed out anyway