The Merchandiser
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Hello mysterious merchandiser....who or what are you? male, female or are you a stig like being? 
The Merchandiser
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Mrcento said:Hello mysterious merchandiser....who or what are you? male, female or are you a stig like being?
Mu Ha Ha Mu Ha Ha
Some say he sells Fiat Scotland based products in his time away from the Top Gear test track and that if you look directly at him, you can see his helmet.
All I know is, his name's the merchandiser...
All I know is, his name's the merchandiser...
muppet42 said:
Oh me, I wondered how long 'til we got this post :slayer:
Hi...So.....Do you know two facts about ducks.....and they're both wrong?:nutter:
steve119 said:
thats nothings... some say...
he’s banned from the city of Chichester
He is wanted by the CIA
His urine is used to power Diesel engines
He is worshipped as a God in Papua New Guinea
He appears on high value stamps in Sweden
His testicles are made out of steel
He is scared of bells
His breath smells of magnesium
If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they’d all be pregnant, including the cameramen
He names all his potted plants Steve
He is actually a she
His farts consist of pure nitrous oxide
His tears are Adhesive.
He was turned down to go on I’m a Celebrity, because people had heard of him
The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring
His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states
He naturally faces magnetic north
He has webbed buttocks
He is terrified of ducks.
and most damningly....
He is the long lost Transformer son of Optimus Prime, and that he transforms into a Fiat Panda when no-one’s looking.
hence why he's here!
more to the point, is his real name michael?
steve119 said:more to the point, is his real name michael?
Some say he can open beer bottles with his chin and that if you ever play him at chess, he'll nick your queen when your not looking...
Some say he likes brussel sprouts, and that he is Big Brother...