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Hardy Scots

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50°FPeople in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in
Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

40°FSoutherners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs


35°FCars in the South of England refuse to start
People in
Falkirk drive with their windows down

20°FSoutherners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts


15°FSoutherners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from
Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

0°FLife in the South grinds to a halt
Inve rness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold


-10°FLife in the South ceases to exist
People in
Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

-80°FPolar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers


-100°FSanta Claus abandons North Pole
People in
Stirling put on their 'long johns'

-173°FAlcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut


-297°FMicrobial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands


-460°FAll atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands


-500°FHell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup
 
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