50°FPeople in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants
40°FSoutherners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs
35°FCars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down
20°FSoutherners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts
15°FSoutherners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry
0°FLife in the South grinds to a halt
Inve rness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold
-10°FLife in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket
-80°FPolar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers
-100°FSanta Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'
-173°FAlcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut
-297°FMicrobial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands
-460°FAll atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands
-500°FHell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants
40°FSoutherners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs
35°FCars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down
20°FSoutherners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts
15°FSoutherners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry
0°FLife in the South grinds to a halt
Inve rness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold
-10°FLife in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket
-80°FPolar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers
-100°FSanta Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'
-173°FAlcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut
-297°FMicrobial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands
-460°FAll atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands
-500°FHell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup