get your quote of the day up...

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

"Nobody ever died of laughter."

:lol:

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

"A little rain never hurt anyone but a lot can kill you" - Don't use that a lot I must say but it's the first thing that came to mind

 

[imported_puntomatt]

"It's Chilly for June" - an old islander saying that can be used any time of year...except June

 

[imported_mk1punto]

this quote always sticks in my head a very good friend said it too me

"dont cry because its over, smile because it happened" such a good quote

 

[Papa P]

A nice quote from The Ataris which is so true...

"Girls are ****ing evil"

 

[M21MFS]

'Bloody Seagulls'

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

"Never ask a man to do a woman's job" :lol: :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

Yeah, we don't really put much effort into dishwashing and hoovering :lol:

 

[granprixgranda]

here is avery simple 1 but so true..........

its only easy when you know the answer

 

[Venters]

Hang on needing petrol first.

 

[imported_puntomatt]

"get it right roond ye!"

 

[imported_Mark]

my favourite quote from my old workplace:

"A Smile is Infectious" to which me and Saul added - "So are STDs - Doesn't mean we want to give them to everybody".

Man miss those days bumming about in Safeway. :lol:

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

you have a face only a mother would love :lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

 

[imported_puntomatt]

Never trust a bald barber

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. - Karl Marx

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

you win some you lose some

 

[imported_puntomatt]

'mon the fish!!

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

How much is the fish?? - Scooter (We used to always go to the chipper and 3am on Sunday morning after a sesh and shout that and every time the staff would shout back £4.85 :lol