Cupboards

[lkc]

The B&B I'm staying in tonight has wall to ceiling cupboards in the bathroom. Being the curious type I had a look and was very disappointed to find it only had towels, linen and other boring stuff I'd associate with that sort of business. If the place were mine and expecting everyone else to be as nosy as me I'd be leaving something more fun in there such as an embalmed dwarf or a shrine to all those who'd checked in that night.

If you ran a hospitality business what would you do to freak out your customers?

 

[Stuart]

4 foot dildo

 

[mrcinquecento]

A car battery, jump leads and a can of squirty cream....

 

[Marti155]

A tube of ky jelly a pair of elbow length rubber gloves a copy of good house keeping and a Duracell bunny.

 

[Stuart]

A picture of me with a (worse than usual) pervy staring face looking towards the bed in a frame glued to the bedside table

 

[lkc]

4 foot dildo

A car battery, jump leads and a can of squirty cream....

A tube of ky jelly a pair of elbow length rubber gloves a copy of good house keeping and a Duracell bunny.

I asked how you'd freak people out not your sexual fantasies :laugh:

A picture of me with a (worse than usual) pervy staring face looking towards the bed in a frame glued to the bedside table

EEEuuuuwww! The Bates Motel would get more customers than you...

We potentially attracted a few newbies at the show yesterday but if they read this thread they'll probably be to scared to hang around and post now. Ooops