Conversation at the dinner table ..........

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Little girl: Daddy, if I have nuts on the wall, would I have walnuts?

Daddy: Er, yes darling.

Little girl: Daddy, if I have nuts on my chest, would I have chestnuts?

Daddy: Um ... yes, sweetness.

Little girl: And daddy, if I have nuts on my chin, would I have chin nuts?

Obnoxious brother: No, you'd have a d**k in your mouth!