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Gately169

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picture the scene, the other fcuking week there, down the fcuking volley wee tommy, playin pool, i playing like paul fcuking newman btw, giving the boy hear a tannin of a life time, so it comes to the end there, on the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournemnt, i'm on the black and he's sittin in the corner lookin oh fcuking biscuit arsed, and this hard **** comes in abviously fcking fancied emself like, starts staring at me, lookin at me rite fcuking at me as if to say come ahead square go, u ken me, no the type a **** who goes lookin 4 fcuking bother like bit eh, at the end of the day i'm the **** with the pool Q and he can ave the fat end in is pus any time he fcuking wanted like, so eh square's up casual like, wat does the ard **** do? or the so called ard ****? shite's it... put's down is drink turn's and gets the fcuk outa there, and after that, well the game was mine.
 
Marry Poppins???? no no Trainspoting :D I win

Dude - "I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
Chick - "That is the stupidest line I have ever heard."
 
Guy 1: Who's butt did you kiss to get in here?
Guy 2: Well, the list is long, but distinguished.
Guy 1: Yeah, well, so's my Johnson.

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not seen the film in ages!

guess its my turn eh!

I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

a bit easy but thats what i get fpr watching it 2day! just find it funny!
 
yep. like i said to easy!

and i just watched that part in top gun and yeh ur right! might just watch the whole movie tho!
 
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