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[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

Anyone ever been on one or your mates tried to set you up with someone. If so how did it turn out?

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I went on one with a midget a few years ago, straight away I could tell it wasn't happening so I got absolutely plastered. Eventually I got dropped off in Anniesland at a mates house as it was his birthday, walked into the kitchen and he was getting a blowjob, however I seemed to miss this, went straight to the fridge, got a beer and sat at the table. I got chucked out about 6am iirc.

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I should add that this girl lives near me and that she works in the local Asda, I still can't look her straight in the face :lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

My cuz set me up with one of her bf's mates. So we went onto a club got hammered eveything was good. SO he invited us all back to his house, More drinks then I started ripping him its got that bad he threw me out hee hee

He then asked my cuz to set us up again so same thing we all went back he said something smart and again i had to bring him down with words hee hee so he called me a taxi this time...

IT was only friendly banter

Now he is married with a kid awwwww bless

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I went on one with a midget a few years ago, straight away I could tell it wasn't happening so I got absolutely plastered. Eventually I got dropped off in Anniesland at a mates house as it was his birthday, walked into the kitchen and he was getting a blowjob, however I seemed to miss this, went straight to the fridge, got a beer and sat at the table. I got chucked out about 6am iirc.

How could you miss that :lol: :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I was very, very drunk

ps, the midget would've got it :lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I was very, very drunk

ps, the midget would've got it :lol:

the midget must have been fussy :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

Aye, plus I was different back then.

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

Aye, plus I was different back then.

you mean you were a decent man :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I was a young innocent boy :lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I was a young innocent boy :lol:

so what are you now? :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

world wise

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

Well mu ciz that set me up i got her back somthing rotten het bf at the time only had a missing finger and she went out with him for at leats 4 month and did not have a clue so i just let that rip to PMSL :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

She didn't notice her BF only had 9 fingers??

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

She didn't notice her BF only had 9 fingers??

yeah what a tube lol lol

but i have now set her up with a lad i used to work with and now there settled and have there own house...


My name should be Cilla

 

[imported_puntomatt]

Have you got buck teeth and ginger hair too??

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

Eh thats enough of the ginger hair Cheeky bugger bucked teeth are in

 

[imported_puntomatt]

Nowt wrong with a bit of fiery ginge, buck teeth are definitely not "in" though I'm afraid.

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

Nowt wrong with a bit of fiery ginge, buck teeth are definitely not "in" though I'm afraid.

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does yout gf have a set?


my first bf was a ginger lol

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I've never been with a girl with big teeth, too scary!!

Ginger guys = wrong

That wirey, scarecrow type ginger is horrible.