arsenal end of season dinner.....

[Jai]

shamelessly copied from gawd knows how many other sites:

STARTER

Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)



MAIN COURSE

Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.



DESSERT

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese



DRINKS

Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2007

Champagne - sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.



GUEST SPEAKERS:

Sir Alex Ferguson, Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"​

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

Ooh that's a real kick to the Grobelaars Hard to swallow for the Arse fans.