And the idiot of the week award goes to...

[M21MFS]

Me for hovering up the van keys on Saturday whilst cleaning out the hire car.

For some reason, with 3 sets of keys on my person, I decided they'd be safer sat on the drivers seat of the Astra. Sadly tescos car vacs aren't what they used to be. The nozzle broke free from the main vacum hose and took my keys away. D'oh

Thankfully there was someone on hand to fish them out, but I think after some of the dozy moments I had at the weekend Im due an award or something! :crown:

 

[Gregry254]

I almost hoovered up the budgie once...... Would of had a slightly more graphic ending I think LOL

 

[muppet42]

At least you noticed that you'd done it and not driven off before getting the keys back, that'd have been worse

 

[M21MFS]

See, that was the thing, it was an old boy who was wandering around the forecourt picking up litter and doing maintanence - the actual petrol station itself was shut. However when I told him about my problem he just looked at me like I was mental. It was only when I suggested to Keith that I was going to force my way into the machine to get my keys back that he did anything!

Still, was fun to watch him wrestle with a bag of dirt and muck to get my keys back! Don't think he was so cocky then!!!

 

[v6 Keik]

See, that was the thing, it was an old boy who was wandering around the forecourt picking up litter and doing maintanence - the actual petrol station itself was shut. However when I told him about my problem he just looked at me like I was mental. It was only when I suggested to Keith that I was going to force my way into the machine to get my keys back that he did anything!

Still, was fun to watch him wrestle with a bag of dirt and muck to get my keys back! Don't think he was so cocky then!!!

Sawwy was too busy pmsl the fact that u took a lesson in mumblenese & was speaking 400 words a second & when he asked for the nozzle back was priceless.