Alright mate
Yeah some pics would be good mate, very few about!
Right, as for the turbo removal:
(This can be done by just taking off the inlet manifold insted of taking the likes of the battery, Air flow meter, header tank, etc, etc off)
This numberd list is in no perticular order, just a numberd amount of things to do
1) Depressurize(?) the fuel system (Fuel pump relay out and let it tick over til it cuts out)
2) Fuel line off from the rail side of the filter
3) Air flow meter-to-Turbo piping off at the AFM end
4) All various electric connectors off and the injector loom off(Label if need be)
5) Now you gota jack up the front of the car and get to the turbo oil return pipe
6) Block/clamp somehow the turbo-to-header tank coolant pipes (Saves pissing about flushing the system if it dont need it)
7) Inlet manfold off (but be careful of the bolts and studs as the head is alloy and can round off easy!).....................this can be a coont................you gota wriggle it about as the "web castings" on the inlet manifold between the exhaust pipes get in the way off taking off the inlet manifold (Well on the mk2 they do).........so grind them down abit when you get the exhaust manifold off
8) Remove the turbo elbow from the turbo
Should end up like this below

lol
Piece of ****, ive got it down to about 20-30 mins, lol
where abouts are you anyway mate?