Irish farmer, Osama bin Laden and an english man are granted one wish each by a genie.
The Irish farmer wishes for all the land in Ireland to be forever fertile.
This was done in a flash.
Osama was amazed, he said "I want a wall around all Muslim countries so no eastern bastards can come to our precious land!
In a flash a great wall appeared around all Muslim countries!
The English man looks and the genie and says "tell me more about this wall"
The genie replies "its 5000 ft high, 500ft thick, nothing gets in or out".
The english man smiles, lights a hamlet and says "fill the f**ker with water"
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The Irish farmer wishes for all the land in Ireland to be forever fertile.
This was done in a flash.
Osama was amazed, he said "I want a wall around all Muslim countries so no eastern bastards can come to our precious land!
In a flash a great wall appeared around all Muslim countries!
The English man looks and the genie and says "tell me more about this wall"
The genie replies "its 5000 ft high, 500ft thick, nothing gets in or out".
The english man smiles, lights a hamlet and says "fill the f**ker with water"
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