Check out my new wheels! 
Me and a mate are now the proud (or ashamed) co-owners of this f***in' 'orrible F-reg Renault van, kindly donated to/dumped upon us by another mate who didn't want it cluttering up the yard of his factory.
The keys have been missing for months so I had to grind the ignition barrel off to get rid of the steering lock, and fit some crafty switches to fire it up. It's got no locks on any of the doors, the windows won't wind up, the air filter is missing, the gearbox is buggered, the interior reeks...you get the picture, it's an almighty wreck. But somehow, the 2.3-litre petrol engine starts first time every time and the damn thing goes like stink for a 15-year-old 2-ton van
Oh, and the monster has no MoT, tax, insurance, and we don't actually know who it's registered to...
All bow down to the Death Shed, for it is truly the grottiest vehicle ever to (dis)grace the roads!
Me and a mate are now the proud (or ashamed) co-owners of this f***in' 'orrible F-reg Renault van, kindly donated to/dumped upon us by another mate who didn't want it cluttering up the yard of his factory.
The keys have been missing for months so I had to grind the ignition barrel off to get rid of the steering lock, and fit some crafty switches to fire it up. It's got no locks on any of the doors, the windows won't wind up, the air filter is missing, the gearbox is buggered, the interior reeks...you get the picture, it's an almighty wreck. But somehow, the 2.3-litre petrol engine starts first time every time and the damn thing goes like stink for a 15-year-old 2-ton van
Oh, and the monster has no MoT, tax, insurance, and we don't actually know who it's registered to...
All bow down to the Death Shed, for it is truly the grottiest vehicle ever to (dis)grace the roads!
