Subject: Aberdeen Barbie

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the Aberdeen market:

Bieldside Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold by E&M She comes with an assortment of Gucci handbags, a Jaguar, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey, and a mansion in Queens Den. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.
Note : Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Westhill Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Renault People carrier and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.

Tillydrone Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, an Ford Escort with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a Police officer, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cults Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Range Rover.
Included is her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Torry Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a "Frankie Says" shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Tennents Super Lager and a Patsy Cline CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's rear-end when she is drunk.
Purchase her Cortina separately and get a Scotland "Up Yours" bumper sticker absolutely free.

Portlethen Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at Asda. Vallium prescriptions available.

Seaton Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of the local Lidl. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a "distressed look" caravan for the front garden.

Blackburn Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll but if you purchase two Boulder Barbie's, and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Kincorth Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his souped up Nissan were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Newmachar Barbie
This Doric speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Nissan Micra with expired tax disc and three baby Skippers in the back seat but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a woolly hat, shovel and work gloves. Ken comes with his own rusted Land Rover, tinted windows, and sheepdog. Truck is painted primer grey, but wheels and rims are not available.

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