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Vigilante all the way baby - Play the system

When i had my Bravo broken into this happened....

1. I caught the guy with his head in the car and legs dangling out the window. I Opened the door and kicked him as hard as i could in the nuts. Pulled him out of the car and kicked him until he was out cold.

2. Phoned the police to get him arrested. The Police turn up. Search him and find 3 knifes. One was 14" long!!! This meant that they kickin i gave him was self defense because i said i thought he would try and stab me.

3. He was Norwich's Number 1 prolific car thief with over 317 convictions. He was 22 and had done over 6 years in prison time. I phoned the local paper and got them to back my case in court and put presure on so he couldnt get out of it.

4. On the down side i had to replace my window (Much easier than i thought). My 5" video screen was scratched. And when the police took the Head unit to fingerprint it they got dust in the lense!

5. Halfords covered the Head Unit under the guarantee as an act of Government :D

6. The bloke got 2 years with no chance of early release. Then 2 years monitoring.

7. Hes now Big Bob's Bitch in Norwich prison :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
Barnerz,

Sorry to hear about the recent encounter of the chav kind !! :( It seems that the more poeple I talk to or meet ALL have some kind of happenings with paint scratching tyre slashing panel denting glass breaking braindead chav scum !!). :mad:

Kinda makes you wish that electric fence technology was available for car alarms, would be a case of calling for a ambulance (after ten mins of laughing at him having pee'd his pants when the "juice" started to flow - (High voltage of course) instead of most of the time it's a faceless crime because they have long gone.

Yes I too have been a victim of such vandalism. got up one morn. and approached the car to find the rear D/S window had been popped for no reason ! and even more annoying nothing had been taken or disturbed inside.

wot a scum bag !! (any way - gone off on one there)

glad to hear that he was caught total shag that (in effect he does'nt get penalised more) you can but hope when he has something that he really cares for someone takes that joy away from him. :bang:

Hope once it's sorted all is well again tho.

Take it easy !! (y)

Roosi :D
 
Sorry to hear that youve been doen over by the justice system i think the only way to be sure they never do it is to beat the **** out of them so much they will never ever be able to speak to the cops to report you if you know what i mean.

I heard of a lad that got put away because he came back to his pride and joy of a car and this man had broken in to his car and was nicking the stereo etc when he saw the lad owner he ran so the lad got a baseball bat out of the boot and ran after him and whacked him around the legs which inturn broke one.

it ended by him being put in prison for bodily harm as the theif was no harm as he was running away the fact that he had trashed someones life means nothing.

aint britain justice good although the cops can sometimes be good

p.s not all novas and drivers are bad i used to have one and so did my brother when brought and modded there as good as any other car, its just they get used by little ****s because there stupid granny give it to them as they couldnt afford one as there always on crack or other drugs etc
 
Anti-chav tips:

1: Have a crap car... it always works... they look at mine and see nothing of value... my last car was a C registered Nissan and I could leave that thing unlocked for days and people just walked past it quietly sniggering... (wouldn't do that to this tho... for one it's newer AND my back door key won't open it...)

2: Use of car in a very persuasive manner... point it at a chav and rev it... (doesn't work if the chav is local and has a memory for number plates)

3: Ask for a referendum on a ban on burberry and ask for all Vauxhall Novas to be deemed a threat to like... this would kill a part of the fashion industry and probably be quite painful for dodgy sencond hand dealers... but...
 
Totally agree with everything thats been said. For some reason the police seem to take kindly to chav scum, even if they do royally screw people over. He will get his payback though, just dont put yourself in trouble for it! :p
 
Just reading some of these posts and have something to add . . .

Some of you seem to blame to police for how people are treated and get off. I would like to add that it is NOT the police that cause this to happen its the CPS and the courts. I assure you there is nothing more frustrating to the police than getting all the evidence together etc etc to have the CPS drop the case or the courts let the ****s off with a lusy fine etc.
 
not wanting to get anyone at all i trouble but if anyone, shud we say, decided to band together at one time to resolve an issue with a certian burberry wearing youth(S) iam willing to offer myself and a trip into middle of nowhere (y)
 
MintySport said:
not wanting to get anyone at all i trouble but if anyone, shud we say, decided to band together at one time to resolve an issue with a certian burberry wearing youth(S) iam willing to offer myself and a trip into middle of nowhere (y)
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likewise with me, You stratch my back(kick the **** out them around my area) and ill scratch yours(come kick the **** outa them in your area). :p


What about just getting a paintballl gun[£80] and go looking for him, especially if you have tinits/at night. I have a mate who has one in his boot which id try and get if someone who i know did something to my car. Nothing permenant but enough to give him a good scare.
 
I thought it would be funny to shoot chavs with plastic bb gun . . . . wasnt so funny when i got pulled over by armed police!! The bb gun was just like their MP5s . . . cctv had spotted me with it!!
 
Gentlemen - as much as it would give everyone a deal of pleasure to repay the criminal fraternity in kind - you would be well advised not to carry anything resembling a firearm in the present state of the Country - armed Police may well blow your head off first and look later. Be careful!
 
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