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F****** S*** Apparently

Remember a few years ago now, I was driving back from a friends in the early morning on a council estate, and saw a 'yoof' crossing the road he also saw me coming and decided it would be fun to stop walking and stand in the middle of the road. It was late and I couldn't be ar**d, so chavscum then heard the sound of a punto dropping from fourth to second and full throttle beeing applied, and was standing looking into my mainbeams, Did actually swerve around him cos you know i'm not going to damage something valuable like my car taking something worthless like his life, although the most amusing part was this guy actually attempted to run after the car...then after 20 yards realised he wasn't actually the T-1000.
 
Remember a few years ago now, I was driving back from a friends in the early morning on a council estate, and saw a 'yoof' crossing the road he also saw me coming and decided it would be fun to stop walking and stand in the middle of the road. It was late and I couldn't be ar**d, so chavscum then heard the sound of a punto dropping from fourth to second and full throttle beeing applied, and was standing looking into my mainbeams, Did actually swerve around him cos you know i'm not going to damage something valuable like my car taking something worthless like his life, although the most amusing part was this guy actually attempted to run after the car...then after 20 yards realised he wasn't actually the T-1000.

I had something similar recently. A stupid Chav thought it was funny to dash onto a pelican crossing at the last minute as the lights were changing to green and then deliberately walk really slowly. I just put the car in 1st and dropped the clutch causing a nice bit of wheel spin and a lot of noise. I think he dropped a load in his pants as he jumped out of his skin and then ran to get off the road when he realised I wasn't going to stop for him.

Stupid Chav :tosser:
 
i know someone that actually knocked chavs over when they were dicking around on bikes in the middle of the road :D

*ahem* jordan

thats where a nice old Landrover defender with full size "chav" bars and sump protector comes in handy :D

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the kids round our way have just been walking out into the road without looking, thing is one kid will look, spot your car, look you in the face then dash accross, then about 20 kids follow without looking. after weeks of this i lost my cool and started aiming for them. or slamming on and getting some major skids off the mrs car. One night a girl ran out after her mate and very nearly went under the car, i only just missed( i wasnt aiming for them at that point), after i stopped a clan decided to cross, i put down the window, called her accross and informed her cars f*****g hurt and that if she had done that an hour ago when i wasnt in the stilo, she would have been hit. Funnily i didnt get any attitude

******s the lot of them.

Also walking to the pub once, a gang of kids outside the coop asked me and me mate to get them some cigs, i told em to feck off, he took their money and agreed as long as he can take payment, went in, bought the 20 silk cuts they asked for, went out, gave them the exact change and receipt, opened the pack, said 'payment?' lads went 'aye' my mate took out one cig, put the deck inside his coat pocket and gave the one cig to the lads to be greeted with the 'what the f*** you playing at', my mate just said, 'payment, my services aint cheap, now f*** off home coz i've finished with your mum and shes got your tea on'

When we got the pub, he swapped them with one of the regulars for a pint. quids in. laughter all round
 
Everyone at college knows not to prat about in the front of my car as I drive along. I don't do anything special, I just don't stop. Silent but violet comes to mind.

Anyways, the most funny time was when it was about -5 outside and ice was all over cars. Some tit then decideds to walk out infront of me and do a moonie. Well I think to myself. I kept going and he ended up having to hop onto the bonnet to saving himself front hurting his legs. I then slammed on the brakes, he went flying off, and because there was ice on the bonnet, he left half of the skin off of his buttocks on it.

Not only could he not sit down for a week, but it just so happened to have been seen by half the college!
 
There were chavs kids in the middle of the street once. (I live at the bottom of a hill in a cul-de-sac. They were halfway up the hill,they could see I was leaving my drive, and deliberately stood there looking at me waiting for me to get to them. They always either stay in the road, and walk REALLY slowly across it or dont move at all, they did it to my mum all the time when she was in her car.

I literally hit the rev limiter at the bottom of the hill before bringing the clutch up in 1st, wheelspinned towards them and I have never seen anyone run for their life so quickly.

It look approx 6 weeks for the skid marks to be washed away by nature.
They've never done it again since, and now very quickly get out of the road when they see me coming.

One of them actually called me a (quote) 'lunatic', which suprised me as i didnt think they'd have that word in the vocabulary.
 
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Remember an amusing incident when a guy on a motorcross bike wheelied up the road behind me...at which point I may have emergency stopped...thought I saw a ufo landing in front of me...
 
it's when you get some arsehole chav with his hands down his pants doing his "bad ass" walk really slow.... when i was in the SJ I just dropped gears and went straigth for him. I really couldnt be arsed. He ran out of the way and then decided to chase me down the street (what a numpty). I like seeing them panic. thing is I had a passenger at the time and they bricked it too:devil: :ROFLMAO:
 
the street where i have to go down to get to and from work there are lots of kids aged from about 8 to 15.

they decide that from about 5 onwards its a good idea to play football in the street :rolleyes:

they will still be playing in the middle of the road when you get to near them wanting to go past. i used to stop for them, now i just slow down a little bit and then gun it :D, they soon move :rolleyes:

i once was waiting for someone at the top of the street, and one of them came upto my car (i was sat with the window down as it was summer last year), and said you have a really **** car :D (snotty nosed 12 year old :rolleyes:).

when i asked what car was in his family, he turned around and pointed at a knackared tired old escort with a flat tire, smashed wing mirror and dents all over the body panels (y)

when i said that it looked in good condition, the lad then pipes up....

'do you know who my dad is' :p

why is it that some people always say that

i probably new his dad from the reports from the courts section in the selby times :idea:
 
I never get asked to get Chavs beer or fags. Normally cos I have my dogs with me (and I do mean my pet dogs not ma' dawgz) and tbh round where I'm living the Chavs are far from scary as even when hanging round street corners you only have to watch them at 7pm getting picked up by theirs mums in the X5's :ROFLMAO:

plus round here if you politely ask them to move they respond very politely. It's quite funny seeing them in their Chav gear speaking decent english.
 
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