Styling Useless cup holders, any ideas?

[DlightSwitch]

Why is everyone saying monster cans fit nicely in the front cupholders? I tried it once and when i turned a corner it fell out and spilt all down my friends leg, she wasn't too pleased..
I also had a rockstar can in there once and when I went to change into 5th, I hit it with the gear stick and knocked it out

 

[flint]

Glovebox on the gp is crap, barely holds the service book etc.

thats what the passenger seat pocket is for in the back, then the footwell is for the groceries cas the boot is full of sub box.......