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Royal Wedding: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton
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Royal Wedding: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton
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I don't get it
Maddie.
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Ohh right. I was trying to figure out what swear word fitted "M****e" - and could only come up with "Merde" with an extra letter... why was in censored??
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Guessing because some people would find it offensive.
Just spat coke over my monitor in laughter
Evil as it is :devil:
that Maddie joke is sick, but i suppose it shows people still remember her
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Is that the kid that was left alone in a hotel room and caused herself a mischief, and then the parents pretended she had been kidnapped to cover it up?
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My opinion is that they gave her too much sedation and she didn't wake back up.
My opinion is that they gave her too much sedation and she didn't wake back up
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Wills said "have you got protection?"
Katie said "yes, full racing harness, SIPS and a roll cage"
I gather Harry's not too pleased about not getting an invite to the wedding, seemingly it's blood relatives only in the service:devil:
Katie's just hired a chilean miner as her chauffeur - you'll not catch him in another tunnel.
Katie said "yes, full racing harness, SIPS and a roll cage"
I gather Harry's not too pleased about not getting an invite to the wedding, seemingly it's blood relatives only in the service:devil:
Katie's just hired a chilean miner as her chauffeur - you'll not catch him in another tunnel.
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haha thats the one
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What do Kate Middleton and my broken Xbox have in common?
They both have the ring of death.
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Great. They're getting married. He used his death mothers ring to propose. Creepy but good luck to them. Can we move on now?
Sky news has been masturbating itself raw for the past few days to pictures of the royal yokels to be. Shut up about it already. It's not really that interesting.
Sky news has been masturbating itself raw for the past few days to pictures of the royal yokels to be. Shut up about it already. It's not really that interesting.
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You don't HAVE to watch Sky News... there's always something to watch on "Dave"! (Unless Ray Mears' Extreme Survival is on)
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I asked the future Mrs. Beard's dad if I could marry her, his reply was:
"Do I have to pay?"
"I believe that's the tradition, yes. Although the groom's father does pay for the cars."
"Tell you what, you've already got a car, so if chuck you 80 quid, you could buy yourself a ladder.....and still have something left for a honeymoon. A day out in Manchester ought to do it."
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the reason Phillip is not a king, is because Elizabeth is the blood monarch, and phillp married into the family. however the monarchy, being traditional still see the king as higher than a queen, that is why Phillip isnt a king.
a bit like the argument about not calling camilla a queen, because she is the 2nd wife. Kate will become queen.
If that was the case, would they really be trying to keep this case in the public eye?:yeahthat:
My opinion is that they gave her too much sedation and she didn't wake back up
I must be too old for this part of the forum.
Now that IS funny!
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If that was the case, would they really be trying to keep this case in the public eye?
I must be too old for this part of the forum.
Guilt can do funny things to people. Also, that's exactly what they'd expect everyone to think. Anyway, that's :Offtopic:
New thread?
