Maybe she's had him hancuffed to a brass bed head since last night and as we sit here wondering how got on, he's wondering if she'll ever get off?
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I doubt anyone would complain if someone was tied up with a girl on top of them...
If we haven't heard by the time I get back off duty tonight, I'll do a welfare check on him
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Change of plan, I happened to have been stuck in the house last night as my dad fell from the loft ladder! So had the look after him!
So....its happening tonight. 100% certain.
Ill let you all know tonig.....well....probably tomorrow.....well....depends on how it goes I suppose haha
So....its happening tonight. 100% certain.
Ill let you all know tonig.....well....probably tomorrow.....well....depends on how it goes I suppose haha
That was a bit inconsiderate of your Dad wasn't it?
sounds suss :chin:
i reckon its that girl posting on your behalf so we don't send a search party out
hope your dad is okay though
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Reminds me of a story a while ago, bloke went to rob a shop, girl in the shop tied him up, gave him some viagra, and shagged him for a few days.
Makes me want to rob somewhere...
i read something like that
was in russia a man went to rob a hair dressers and the women tied him up kept him in the back and had him whenever they wanted for a week
he went to the hospital then to the police
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The feeling is mutual but she needs to think how shes deal with her brother before she'll give me a definite answer.
Hmmm :bang:
Hmmm :bang:
Better than getting shot down! Unless you get shot by her brother...
You didnt get turned down, thats a start
I know 2 best friends, ones banging the other ones sister (she looks like the other guy too )Its a much better result than her brother running down the street after you with a nail through a plank...
Don't be too upset if she turns you down.
You know her brother already, so he mustn't be a psycho (presumably), so what is there to think about? If she wants to go out with you she would go out with you and her brother would have to put up with it.
Play it cool and see if she makes any moves to push things along.
If not, keep looking.
There are plenty of nice girls looking for nice lads.
Just get her drunk. Simples :devil:
This has all the makings of an Eastenders script!
You tell your mate, (the brother) that you need to discuss something with him, so you go out for a drink. You can't bring yourself to ask him straight out about the sister, so you mess around first saying things like, do you trust me? We'll alwyas be mates whatever happens etc. The mate has always had confused feelings about you and thinks you are propositioning him. Turns out he has been in the closet and is delighted, so he thinks you want to be more than just mates with him, but because he is a mate you have to let him down gently without falling out with him. Meanwhile sister sees what's going on and tries to get you back (although she never had you in the first place). This turns brother and sister against each other and ends up in a big row in the Vic.
Sorry, got carried away there!
yes, just get her drunk.
You tell your mate, (the brother) that you need to discuss something with him, so you go out for a drink. You can't bring yourself to ask him straight out about the sister, so you mess around first saying things like, do you trust me? We'll alwyas be mates whatever happens etc. The mate has always had confused feelings about you and thinks you are propositioning him. Turns out he has been in the closet and is delighted, so he thinks you want to be more than just mates with him, but because he is a mate you have to let him down gently without falling out with him. Meanwhile sister sees what's going on and tries to get you back (although she never had you in the first place). This turns brother and sister against each other and ends up in a big row in the Vic.
Sorry, got carried away there!
yes, just get her drunk.
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Youth of today. Rubbish at giving advice.
Not one of you asked for photos before deciding lol
Not one of you asked for photos before deciding lol
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Bahahahahaha
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You didnt get turned down, thats a start
Its a much better result than her brother running down the street after you with a nail through a plank...
Have you seen Peep Show? Where Jez is shagging Marks sister? Half way though he notices that they smell the same
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