You misunderstand me madam, when I said "brick your car in", I meant with a pallet of bricks and a cubic metre of mortar so he'd have to use a JCB to clear his drive. And another thing, you are decades younger than me, in fact, as I get older I shall look forward to your visits to Mancland when you can push my Bath Chair into the park so I can get some fresh air while keeping the chill off under a nice tartan blanket and another thing ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Eh? What? Where was I? Oh yes, I remember now.
You have a picture in your attic? Of me? It isn't that old one the PSNI posted all over the six counties is it? I can explain that, it was all a silly misunderstanding, I mean they weren't even my stockings and stilettos, and, er, on the advice of my legal representative, I shall just go "No comment."
Mr Beardy. Ooh you are awful - but I like you!
Perhaps the Norn Iron in me came out a tad strong in relation to the 'bricking'
I might escape your direction again in the next month or two.