F****** S*** Apparently

[rpaterson]

This is spooky, I went to the Spar on Saturday night and a very similar thing happened. Pulled up in my '97 grey Sporting beside a group of 13-15 year olds, some on mountain bikes - obviously the 'leaders'. Got out the car and one shouted out 'Haw big man, is that lowered'. Told them it wasn't and went to go into the shop. They saw where I was headed and another one asked 'Haw big man, gonnae get us some booze?' So i said 'No, casue I'll get arrested as well'. Mine were more polite than yours as they just went 'Fair enough big man' When I left they were asking another 'big man' for one bottle between the four of them.

Brought back memories, it was usually me doing the buying for all my posse.

 

[rpaterson]

Got a good response for 'Do you who my dad is?'

Just ask 'No, does your mum?'

Saw it on a forum, I hope it wasn't this one and I've not stolen someones joke.

 

[jug]

when i was a kid there were standard charges, such as 1 tab on a 10pack or 2 tabs on a 20pack.

 

[Chas Uno]

if they want beer and fags take their money and use it to buy alcohol free beer and those candy cigarettes.

Better still, if they ask you to "buy us some fags" take their money and buy them a Gay Porn magazine from the top shelf. :devil:

Got a good response for 'Do you who my dad is?'

Just ask 'No, does your mum?'

 

[-DrEw-]

Not that many chavs round where i live, I have some idiots in my family who EVERYONE knows, never bother me tbh, not like i'd stop my car anyway