After seeing the hillbilly thread it reminded me of an old thing we did in school years ago to find out what your porn name would be.......and it yields cool results

1. First name is the name of your first pet (same sex as you)
2. Second name is your mothers maiden name

Go on, have a laugh......you'll be surprised how funny some peoples are and how much they sound like porn names hahaha!!

Mines "Digby Johnson" :devil:

Jenny Riley

Herbie Mattingly

Skinny Kurzweil

does my brothers dog count as mine!!!, in that case it would be

ben priest, not very porn is it lol

or the alternative from b4 my rabbit died, would have been

fudge priest, still not very good!! lol

Bushboy said:

Skinny Kurzweil

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im liking that one!

Taz Johnson

A mate of mine would be Jazz Richmond lmao

serin said:

Taz Johnson

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A fellow Johnson tis the best porn name lmfao!!

well the dogs name is really Prince but evolved into skinny somehow

so Prince Kurzweil is possibly a bit more pron

toots wheatley

Dunc

Bushboy said:

well the dogs name is really Prince but evolved into skinny somehow

so Prince Kurzweil is possibly a bit more pron

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Defo a cool pron name :devil:

Dunc Uno Turbo said:

toots wheatley

Dunc

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Quality dunc

Are well another pathetic thread in the making

PNL said:

Are well another pathetic thread in the making

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wots up, dont wanna post ur porn name?

PNL said:

Are well another pathetic thread in the making

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spoil sport pnl!!!

only a bit of fun!!

MintySport said:

wots up, dont wanna post ur porn name?

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Dont need one cos ime more of a man than your ever likly to be

PNL said:

Dont need one cos ime more of a man than your ever likly to be

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sorry you left a word out there.......more of an "old" man

MintySport said:

sorry you left a word out there.......more of an "old" man

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More is the important word here sonny

do i sense A BIT OF TESTOSTEROME

NOW NOW!!

charmed103 said:

do i sense A BIT OF TESTOSTEROME

NOW NOW!!

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I can smell it from here!!!!