ruinin
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I saw a video review of three small cars, one of them was Panda, with Mark Webber hismelf doing the driving and wording his impressions. It occurred to me, how silly is the world we live in and we don't even notice.
Imagine this situation. I am about to review a brand new Mercedes S type. Now Mark Webber, seemingly logically, criticised the three small cars like they are junk, not real cars.
This is my review of the brand new S class Merc.
Firstly, it's awfully expensive, the price tag is ridiculous, of course, it is a luxury car, but who cares. Only few people can afford it. Period.
Secodly, it is too big. Very difficult to park in our street even with its cutting edge parking sensor system. I can park my Panda where nobody else can do it.
Thirdly, it is too heavy. What if I run into a small 70s car? I kill the poor people.
Fourth , it is too clumsy on B roads, too wide and it doesn't f e e l very quick.
Another thing. I can't hear a thing. Does it have an engine? I have to rev up the thing to hear it. Not much fun.
When I drive 30 mphs the car feels as if I was stationary. Boring like hell. It is not a car, it is a luxury private plush train compartment where I can read, drink, listen to music, but there is nothing to drive.
And the last thing, if you don't have a garage and bodyguards, it will be difficult to keep the car. It will likely be soon stolen.
Imagine this situation. I am about to review a brand new Mercedes S type. Now Mark Webber, seemingly logically, criticised the three small cars like they are junk, not real cars.
This is my review of the brand new S class Merc.
Firstly, it's awfully expensive, the price tag is ridiculous, of course, it is a luxury car, but who cares. Only few people can afford it. Period.
Secodly, it is too big. Very difficult to park in our street even with its cutting edge parking sensor system. I can park my Panda where nobody else can do it.
Thirdly, it is too heavy. What if I run into a small 70s car? I kill the poor people.
Fourth , it is too clumsy on B roads, too wide and it doesn't f e e l very quick.
Another thing. I can't hear a thing. Does it have an engine? I have to rev up the thing to hear it. Not much fun.
When I drive 30 mphs the car feels as if I was stationary. Boring like hell. It is not a car, it is a luxury private plush train compartment where I can read, drink, listen to music, but there is nothing to drive.
And the last thing, if you don't have a garage and bodyguards, it will be difficult to keep the car. It will likely be soon stolen.