It was stationary and I was indoors..it was the hail last weekend ! New roof and bonnet and would you like the other dents out before we lacquer it Sir ? Are you going to the Boot tonight ? Charlie may be late...he is in Tuscany !
Yes I'm going, just wolf the food down and scamper out. Indigestion an option.
Alternatively, bring your daughter with you, she can feed you on the way.